Koalasaurus

27, Scottish, living in England. Trash for Choices. ISFJ.

[view-from-up-here]

[bunhed]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

water sourced from free range dads

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[toastbutteregg]

me doing homework:

pees

checks fridge

drinks water

*looks at clock*

“i still have plenty of time”

scrolls tumblr

opens youtube for relaxing music-

then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs

opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com

“i need a 15 min break i deserve this”

*30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*

*staring at the wall trying to find the answers

but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*

*looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*

*does something irrelevant*

“im so tired!!!“

*sleeps*

*wakes to pee*

*looks at clock*

*cries*

[valkyriesdottir]

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A pet rock is a great pet, until you realized its essentially immortal, and you have dammed it to an eternity of watching loved ones die.

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[koalasaurusface]

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[different-landscapes]

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

I am absolutely losing my marbles over this

[ahiddenkitty]

Probably easier to read if you click through it, idk

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEHOLD

IT IS ME

[undercover-stories]

So is that me? The guy holding the angst bag? @just-keep-swimming-buddy

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

wow…. really makes you wonder about your language

[batbitequeen]

#BRINGBACKCRANCH2018

[beeth0ven]

It kind of bothers me when able bodied people (or even some disabled people) try and promote accessibility as something that can help able bodied people too and that’s why you should do it. 

“captions are so important! and they help people learning other languages! you can watch shows in public without headphones!” How about telling people to caption shit because it makes the content accessible to d/Deaf and HoH people?

or the age old “ramps are great for baby strollers and bikes!” 

It just bothers me that in order for accessibility to matter, it has to somehow benefit able bodied people. Accessibility should matter in it’s  own right, regardless of if it makes life a little easier for able bodied people.

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[comradesaucegay]

thank you unknown torrent uploader for not only including all seasons plus extra material in your ed, edd, n’ eddy torrent, but also a copy of the libertarian socialist revolution