The Bi in Bitch

Cait. 20. I’m too many fandoms to count, I constantly change my account name, lemons are under appreciated, board game enthusiast, nerdy to the max

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[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

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Closeted Harry coming out to Ron after his breakup with Ginny and Ron just being like, “cool just don’t date one of my brothers”

Fred and George freezing and looking at Harry with nothing but absolute delight at the potential mischief.

Harry making eye contact with them, immediately understanding their intentions, and winking as he puts a finger to his lips, shushing them.

Ron following Harry’s line of sight and screaming “NO. NO. FUCK NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

Harry and the twins platonically flirting in the most obnoxious ways imaginable.

Harry showing up to breakfast in the Great Hall late with a different twins sweater on, looking debauched. One or even both the twins give him a salacious once over. Ron wants to sink into the floor and die.

Ron eventually gets used to this but absolutely loses it when the rest of his brothers send him their sweaters and flirt with him at the Burrow.

The Weasley boys sending flirty howlers to Harry just to send Ron spiraling.

Ron being so relieved when Harry dates literally anyone who isn’t one of his older brothers.

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“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall

(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)

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I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

[jacktherussell]

toes

[bruce-dick-in-son]

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

[the-dog-fandom]

because they can’t drive

[justaz]

merlin is a horrible horrible horrible servant who never does what he’s told nor does he complete his duties. he has pieces of arthur’s armor strewn about his room, not quite polished, along with a few articles of clothing that needed mending that he either hadn’t gotten around to yet or hadn’t got around to returning it. he wakes up late once again but he really can’t afford to be late today so he scrambles around half asleep before rushing out of his chambers, barely sparing a moment to snatch some bread from gaius, and dashes out thru the halls

everyone looks at him weird all day. including arthur. the king had gone to reprimand him about being late but took one look at merlin and audibly choked on his words. he barely spoke another word as he waved merlin off to help the other servants with their duties. hushed whispers and pointed glances follow him around but he can’t be bothered with it bc arthur didn’t even yell at him for being so late, he’s either irate or beyond stressed. merlin has to find someway to appease him.

arthur stares at him when he thinks merlin isn’t looking. when merlin looks back at him, arthur swings his head around to avoid his stare, an odd flush running up his neck and into his cheeks. merlin sticks by his side all day, helping out as much as possible and attempting to take as much responsibility off of arthur’s shoulders as possible. by the time the day ends, arthur is somewhat more relaxed and doesn’t look away when merlin looks at him. he even manages to speak to merlin again behind closed doors

merlin is grateful and decides to pamper his king as compensation. he runs a hot bath with all the oils a royal could wish for, undresses him with care and sits outside the tub to wash at his hair and shoulders, giving him a massage as he did so, then helping him dress and brushing his hair. arthur has this bright look in his eyes the whole time which merlin takes as a win - he’s helping!! he helps arthur into bed and blows out the candles before returning to his chambers to eat supper with gaius

gaius who comments on merlin wearing arthur’s clothes. merlin looks down at the exquisite, expensive fabric on his skin and shuts down. all he can manage is a singular thought, “no wonder i felt so comfortable today”

[justaz]

lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out

merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc gwaine and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???

arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!

merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.

gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??

arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.

merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?

arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??

merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me

arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got

leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!

merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”

arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????

merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?

percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy

elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining

arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh

merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.

[justaz]

hunith comes to camelot to visit merlin and absolutely no one can understand how this sweet, loving, caring, polite woman sired The Menace that is merlin. especially uther. he normally doesn’t care for peasants but since arthur is fond of merlin and merlin insists on…being merlin, he’s intrigued by how different hunith is. hunith keeps things civil tho she detests his policies on magic and the whole purge business, but then she sees firsthand how uther treats her son in law- i mean arthur. her anger grows quick and she sees it reflected in merlin but merlin adores arthur and doesn’t want to put his position at arthur’s right hand in jeopardy so he bites his tongue. hunith has no such reservations. she stands before uther, back straight and eyes meeting his. she speaks evenly as she rips him a new asshole for how he treats arthur before socking him in the jaw so hard he stumbles back and has to grab the table to stay on his feet. as shes glaring down at him everyone suddenly sees just how merlin is her son.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Merlin: *banging a quill on the table out of frustration in a round table meeting*

Arthur: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Gwaine: Did they just-?

Leon, traumatised by the oblivious flirting: Ignore it.

Gwaine: But-

Leon, loosing his mind: IGNORE IT!

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Arthur: you know, sometimes I just need some time for me. To be by myself and think, you know?

Merlin: alright, I'll ready the horses. We'll leave at dawn.

Arthur: Merlin, I just said by myself.

Merlin: yyyes? Is that not what I said?

Arthur: oh, good. Sometimes when you say 'we' you sound like you're including the knights.

Merlin:

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spn au where everything is the same but dean wears smudged eyeliner 

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how did this get so many notes i mean what th fuck

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67. Democracy

[redwolf17]

Midterm elections in the United States are

TODAY, TUESDAY NOVEMBER 8, 2022

Find your polling place here!

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[fairycosmos]

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

[fairycosmos]

had a snack and realized this sounds very jokerfied but i am literally right

[liberalsarecool]

The history of corporate propaganda.

[thinkhappythxughts]

The British government is literally crumbling but it’s good to see this cameraman has the right priorities

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likes charge reblogs cast

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