I can't even describe this.

but really, I can't.

[prole-log]

[sometransgal]

Fun fact: that's the same goal!

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[quantumshade]

[roosterbox]

This has been the longest ten years or six months of my life

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[remarkist]

Wouldn’t you agree that Bluey is not just for kids 🪄

. . . #remarkist #remarkistapp #fandomwonderland #bluey #blueyfanart #blueyedit #blueyheeler #blueyandbingo #blueyandbingo💙🧡 #disneyplusshows #notjustforkids

[koalasloverain]

I will 100% watch Bluey without my toddler, don’t even care

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[futbolwag]

2021 LETS GOOO

[koalasloverain]

brb, gonna spend my entire workday v jealous of my cat. #catsofinstagram #catstagram #catsofig #myaxenamischiefmeredith https://www.instagram.com/p/CKoRegPD6fN/?igshid=1xdd86gr5v7ou

[koalasloverain]

when your #pregnancy app says your #fetus is the size of an #icecreamcone... you go to baskin robbins on your lunch break. 🍦 (at Baskin-Robbins) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2pGc1jARed/?igshid=vberorseazvc

[koalasloverain]

nothing like the bond between a momma and her baby #cat #catsofinstagram #catsofig #myaxenamischiefmeredith https://www.instagram.com/p/B14_3tbALsT/?igshid=tpi812y3q5il

[koalasloverain]

my beautiful freddy mercury sleepin’ baby #catsofinstagram #myaxenamischiefmeredith #sleepygirl #sleepygorl https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Z_NDXgsnZ/?igshid=iumb7ec7ouyh

[voyeshoyo]

Jonathan: *trying to work on his photos*

Nancy:

[koalasloverain]

if Nancy and Mike’s mom actually goes anywhere with Billy I s2g

[koalasloverain]

delicious dinner at Catherine & Mary’s, and now to see #Hamilton at the #orpheummemphis!!! #orpheum #memphis #alexanderhamilton #broadway #datenight https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz4VMWTAVQO/?igshid=zafy1qd5dbzj

[koalasloverain]

we got the warm winter blues #patioweather #patiomargs #margaritas #chipsandsalsa #blue #bluehairdontcare #globalwarming #climatechange (at Los cabos mexican bar & grill. bartlett) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZExdkgfK9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w4igx4v4pphv

[koalasloverain]

I just got my ass kicked at mini golf, but it’s okay, I still win because it’s my birthday. #thirtyflirtyandthriving #minigolf @sendnthewookiee (at Vantage Point Golf Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJ55l4Ar7a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mynzv8mh9xq8

[koalasloverain]

On my last full day of being in my twenties, I think I can finally say I’m good at the makeup thing? #1dayto30 #1to30 #garnetjewelry #garnetmakeup #highlightpoppin #atleastatanapproriatelevelforclass #29 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG4EtQngWM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=x99n56ur5zz

[koalasloverain]

BIRTHDAY CUPCAAAAAAAAKESSSS thank you @meggiejayee!!!😍😘♥️ #3daysto30 #muddyscupcakes #bestfriend #birthday #muddysmemphis #memphis https://www.instagram.com/p/BtBtez4HBTH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rmh6pxmyd1sb

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show