Mors Irrumat Omnia

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color

[gangrel-pride]

Nintendo for the love of the gods please remake Eternal Darkness I’m begging you

[cantotallyeven]

[soundsfaebutokay]

He finally got someone from the Great Depression to demonstrate a recipe for him.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[orangejuicex3-mieoi]

missing you

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[zsww-moved-to-pillowfort-deacti]

[mojoflower]

@eirenical tags feel really necessary here:

 #pfft  #i can NOT get over the up-down once over that lwj gives him in that last gif  #wwx is counting on the fact that even REFERENCING himself getting undressed will fluster lwj  #because it always has in the past right?  #in the past that was a straight shot ticket to gay panic for lwj  #but now?  #NOPE  #now lwj just gives him the quick full body scan then LOCKS GAZES WITH HIM before turning and calmly walking away  #as if he’s saying ’…yeah. i’m down. but we both know you won’t do it so i guess i’ll just have to exercise my considerable imagination.’  #and it’s GREAT  #also can we talk about how easily lwj sees through him?  #wwx says ‘a little’ and lwj’s IMMEDIATE reaction is ‘uh-huh and WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN. 10% left or 99% left?’  #because HE KNOWS WWX and he knows how hard wwx will downplay his own injuries and his own pain  #HE’S ON TO YOU AND ALL YOUR TRICKS WWX  #YOU BETTER WATCH OUT  #XD

[plotwitch]

#wwx (cheerful but very much expecting the response of 16 years ago): fuck you lan zhan#lwj (who has had sixteen years to Come The Fuck To Terms): fuck me yourself you coward#poor wwx he just has no IDEA how much he’s suddenly very much in the wrong weight class for these jokes#he’s just not EQUIPPED for the revelation that lwj can take it and dish it out with ruthless efficiency#the untamed#i love this absolute idiot (@words-writ-in-starlight)

these don’t deserve to linger in the tags

[sleepymarmot]

#lwj is like. while you were busy being dead. i spent the last 16 years coming to terms with my sexuality #grown up lwj plays gay chicken to WIN  (@fiercestcorpse)

[andrewwolfe]

[knights-freedom]

Hilarious people want to unionize Amazon you think prices are bad now hahaha

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

found jeff bezos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Eternal Honeymoon

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[iguanodons]

please watch wellington paranormal

[callmeithaca]

Quiet…… I am Yearning

[callmeithaca]

Because of this image, specifically

[v8roadworrier]

#romance#listen i know that Courtly Love ™ is a much analyzed thing that has Layers and such#but i just gotta look at the YEARNING AND LOVE IT SOMETIMES#because what i love about this picture#is how it looks like both parties desperately want to be properly embracing#face to face arms really AROUND each other so they can kiss#but for some reason that we can’t see in the painting htis is impossible#neither the knight or the lady have turned their bodies physically away from their intended staircase paths#the knight isn’t craning his head any more to the right to see her face#and the lady is turning her face to the wall#and all they can snatch together is this brief desprate and infinitely tender moment LIKE I YEARN MY HOES I YEARN#you can imagine that they arranged it so carefully between themselves at some previous date#that they would pass each other on the stairs just for this brief moment#so the lady could hold her hand out and the knight could kiss it#the lady turning her face away for deniability#and the knight easily able to let her go and pretend it was just a chance brush#DARN STAR-CROSSED LOVE I’M WEAK Y'ALL ( @takiki16​ )

[havocinthebluebox]

For those (like me before finding out) who are wondering which painting is presented here : It’s The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederick William Burton ! I adore it.

[wellshitcaitlin]

Hi, yeah, do you want to yearn and ache some more because OOF

(taken from the National Gallery of Ireland website)

[airagorncharda]

[thatdisasterauthor]

EXCUSE ME?! WATERCOLOR?!

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[all-pacas]

i have a lot of feelings and thoughts about coelacanths today

[all-pacas]

like… they’re blue

you have this mysterious fish that  no one really cared about, because everyone assumed they’d gone extinct with the dinosaurs. an interesting footnote, but one of many, many fossil species. 

and later the coelacanth gets some fame as a so-called “missing link” species, a theory which is now outdated (and not accurate for coelacanths) but was really influential at the time. because they have some weird biological quirks – bones in fins! – people were like “oh, they must be a missing link.” so the coelacanth was launched into some fame with the theory of evolution. it got brought up a lot. drawn in old textbooks as proof.

and then a fisherman finds a weird fish off the coast of south africa and calls a local fish expert who had let it be known she was interested in weird finds, and he brings her the (unfortunately badly rotted) corpse and she’s like “well, this is sure weird,” and sends off the bones to other experts, who start to quietly freak out, and rush to south africa, and rewards are offered for another one, any other one, and a few years later one is caught and frozen before rotting.

and it’s this incredible discovery, this extinct creature come to life (the prehistoric coelacanth lived in swamps and marshes in south america; these now are deep ocean fish in and around the indian ocean, but it’s still recognizably the same species)!

but it’s also blue.

not like, muddy blue, or tumblr-default-background blue.

proper shimmering sapphire blue and white. almost turquoise in some lights. this like… muddy, fossil creature. always drawn in dinosaur browns and grays. and it’s alive and it’s blue. just imagine being the scientist who opened that crate to this creature for the first time. you’re already excited, you’ve known about this fish for decades, you thought it was a story, you know it’s in this box. you expect  to see the weird fins and the strange tail. you know it’s large and odd looking. and you open it up and it’s this beautiful, shining blue, you know?

[all-pacas]

[img described: a coelacanth. it is blue.]

[mxtxnet]

Shoe throwing discourse in the MXTXnet Discord server (1/?)

[yellowcrumpet]

Me, watching Hells Kitchen or any other food competition shows: Man this seems really fun to do! I wish i could take part in something like this.

Me, playing Battle Chef Brigade and having to cook separate dishes for 2 or 3 judges while also keeping their preferred tastes and themed ingredient in mind while on a timer: I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK!

[dailyanimatedgifs]

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