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There is a specific and terrifying difference between “never were” monsters and “are not anymore” monsters
“The thing that was not a deer” implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying
“The thing that was not a deer anymore” on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations.
hey I totally fucked up and forgot the 3rd type, which is “Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was” monsters “The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was” implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn’t have recognized it as a deer at all, and there’s a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don’t even notice it until its too late, as well as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with.
And the fourth type, which is, “I dunno, but it sure ain’t a deer.” Which implies complete confusion about what the creature could be, to the point that even a person as comfortable in this world as someone who would use the word ain’t unironically is uncertain, which should horrify you to the deepest depths of your soul.
Sixpenceee! Your forgotten dare day was a success. You had the entirety of tumblr creeped the fuck out. Are you going to compile a list of the dares presented today?
THANK YOU!
Yes, I will. None of these dares will be deleted. Here’s a list of all of the forgotten dares.
Sara Sarita
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Shadowside
Devil’s Game
Other Side
Sleep Paralysis
Also all of these dares can be found at:
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Here you go guys!!
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I’ve been baking/cooking/etc. as a hobby for about 15 years now (omg it’s been 15 wtf - ahem sorry, I’m going to be 30 this year and I’m in a weird place about it) and I’ve made creme brulee, tiramisu, different breads, butter, crepes, and the grooms cake at my mom’s wedding, so not a paid professional or anything, but not a newbie. And let me tell you something.
I have no tolerance for bakers who talk shit about boxed cake recipes.
None.
Bakers like to say “omg is it SOOO hard to measure out flour and sugar” and you know what
Yes. Yes it is. If you’ve never done it before.
People so easily take it for granted that correctly measuring ingredients is a skill. A skill we all had to learn, some of us younger than others. Would you know to level off flour if no one told you? No. No is the answer. The only answer. Don’t tell me otherwise. If you’re a baker, you only know to level off your measuring cups because someone told you to. (Don’t even get me started on weighing ingredients.) Would you know that there’s a massive difference between baking powder and baking soda? Very possibly not.
I got started baking by using boxed recipes. Then one day I was craving white cake then thought, hey I could probably do this myself, and I whipped one up from scratch no problem. But that was after familiarizing myself with my kitchen by making dozens of boxed cakes.
No one else in my family bakes. My parents both cooked, but neither of them were bakers. I knew my way around the kitchen by the time I was in high school, but I’d never made cakes before, certainly not from scratch. Boxed mixes were a good way for 14 year old me to get comfortable with making cakes and ease into it. It also gave me experience with playing with flavors, seeing what icings go best with what flavors.
Trust me, cakes can be intimidating if you’ve never made them before. If you disagree, it’’s probably because you’ve been baking a while and again, are taking it for granted that your experience gives you ease with the process.
Also, some people don’t have a lot of supplies in their kitchens, some people don’t have a lot of time, or energy, or space, or give-a-damn. They get a craving, they stir an egg and some oil and some powder in a bowl, pour it into a pan, throw it in the oven, slather the results in icing, and eat it and they have experienced joy. They’ve made something and feel accomplished. Don’t take that away because you want to feel snide and superior.
And those posts on how to dress up boxed mixes and make them better, like using melted butter instead of oil and milk instead of water, etc are wonderful because they make you think about the chemistry of baking if you’re a beginner with baking. So stop being a shit about it.
Tl;dr, everyone starts somewhere, so don’t be a butthead.
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They’ve been going around and around for thirty minutes, deciding who should approach the succubus directly, when Scott finally begs, “let’s just draw straws!”
“That’s dumb,” Isaac declares, head lolling against the poster covering the brick wall. “I hate to say it but it needs to be Scott. He’s in love with someone, so it will have less sway over him. It’s the safest option.”
“Yeah, and the least believable!” Stiles scoffs. “Have you seen this guy bumble through a pickup line? It’s painful to watch.”
Isaac rolls his eyes. “I doubt a succubus will care what he’s saying. She’s looking for an easy meal and if he’s offering himself up like a cheeseburger on a silver platter, who’s she to refuse?”
“I beg to differ,” Stiles argues. “Demons like her don’t take a night out for ground beef, Isaac, they want a steak. Prime rib! Filet Mignon! She’s hunting, and easy is no fun. You think Chris Argent wants werewolves to just sit down in front of him, waiting to get shot?”
He shrugs, contrary. “All I’m saying is pour some A1 sauce over it and it all tastes the same.”
“What’s she gonna do suck it out of his d—“
“Okay!” Scott yells, eyes going wide. “I’m getting a little uncomfortable with your meat analogies, guys.”
“I’m doing it.” Derek’s voice is quiet, but firm. He leans over the exam table, knuckles turning white as he grips the edge, expression pained but determined.
“The hell you are!” The statement comes out with more vehemence than Stiles intended, and Derek slides on his bitch face as he turns toward him.
“I’m the Alpha.” Everyone in the room rolls their eyes. “I’m the oldest. I have the most experience. I’m doing it, and that’s the end of the discussion.”
Stiles can’t help it, he laughs. Derek is pissed, pulling his shoulders back and crossing his arms over his massive chest. “What’s so funny, Stiles?”
Stiles waves his hand in a gesture encompassing all of Derek’s broody, menacing majesty. “The most experience? Come on, dude. What’s your lead in? Punching her in the face? You may have more experience but there’s no way you can romance her into our trap.”
“And you’re the king of romance?” Isaac laughs. Scott looks like he wants to come to Stiles’ defense but he’s got nothing to contribute. Thanks a bunch, Scott.
“What, like it’s hard? A few kisses, some cuddling, and I can lead her right where we need her.”
Derek looks constipated. “That’s exactly why I have to be the one to do this. Kisses and cuddling. Physical contact. You can’t—“
“You think I can’t do it?” Stiles cuts him off mid-sentence. Sure, he has very little in the way of sexual experience but he’s a romantic, through and through. Why doesn’t anyone believe he can seduce the shit out of someone? Rude!
“What? No! That’s not what I was trying to say. I think I’m—“
“You think you’re a better kisser than me?” Every eye in the room swivels to Stiles. He can feel the weight of their incredulous stares. Derek’s eyebrows creep up his forehead. “You think you’re a better cuddler than me?”
Stiles glances over his shoulder at Isaac, and at Scott, who are wearing matching disbelieving expressions. Fuck it, he thinks, never one to back down from a challenge, especially one that can end this inane debate. He’s all in.
“Come over here and prove it, punk.” He pops the p, staring Derek down with a knowing smirk. No way Derek will take the bait.
There’s a pregnant pause, during which Stiles starts to prematurely celebrate his victory. It’s the perfect end to the argument. The succubus won’t expect an ambush from a mere human. Scott will stay safe, (which—let’s be honest— is Stiles’ ultimate goal) and so will the Alpha, in turn keeping the pack out of serious danger. It will be an in and out job, no pun intended.
His celebration is cut short, however, as he watches the expression on Derek’s face transform into something he’s never seen before. Something that makes his blood run hot. He’s seen Derek flirt with people before; the exaggerated chummy smiles and fake laughs. There is none of that now. He looks like he’s seeing a free meal or a rare, mint condition Batman comic or whatever the hell Derek Hale wants most in the world but the bottom line is he’s looking at Stiles like that, like he’s valuable and delicious.
Derek’s eyelashes lower a fraction, making him look a little sleepy, as if he’s just rolled over in bed and happily found Stiles lying next to him. “Hey,” he says, voice gone deep and low, a rumble—a purr!— as he slowly steps forward with predatory grace. Stiles’ heartbeat spikes dangerously and his breath gets lost somewhere in his lungs as Derek stalks into Stiles’ personal space, until there is a hair’s breadth of space between their chests. There’s nowhere for Stiles to go, even if he wanted to escape; his ass is pressed into the cabinets mounted to the wall of the exam room. He’s trapped by the look on Derek’s gorgeous face. It’s all very sexy and confusing in his brain (and also in his pants).
Derek’s massive arms come up slow, one sneaking up to his shoulder while the other slides to his waist and around his lower back, pulling them together and oh shit oh shit their groins are pressing together what is happening. Derek leans his head in and down, and Stiles has never understood the need to submit that seems to be ingrained in the pack’s DNA as soon as the bite takes, but he gets it now, dropping his head to the side and allowing Derek’s hand to travel up the side of his exposed neck, fingertips tickling the tendons on their way to the back of his head, where they twist in his hair and tug.
Derek rubs the tip of his nose gently against Stiles’ cheek, takes a deep breath and dips his mouth down, grabbing Stiles’ plump lower lip between his teeth. The teeth are human, but there is a hint of sharpness to them that stings, making Stiles whimper, and Derek’s tongue soothingly swipes the abused skin.
He pulls away, only to wrap his arms fully around Stiles and haul them together, impossibly close. Derek is all hard muscle but his strength is soft , calming and comforting, and Stiles melts against him, clinging to him and emitting a groan of happiness as he buries his face into Derek’s neck. He could seriously stay wrapped up in Derek’s embrace all day.
Scott loudly clears his throat and only then does Stiles remember that there are other people in the room. He backs out of Derek’s arms and oh my god Derek’s shit-eating grin is priceless.
“Okay fine, asshole,” Stiles begrudgingly admits. “You’re better.” Isaac’s making a face like he sucked on a lemon, and Scott looks like he might barf.
“Told you,” Derek flaunts, but his grin softens just the tiniest bit as he holds his gaze, and Stiles’s heart turns over in his chest.
Uh oh.
one of my absolute favorite things about fanfiction is the the way it just “i will take this shamelessly self-indulgent/ridiculous as absolute crack concept and i will treat it seriously.”
because my god it lets you explore those really insane contrived ideas, or the ones that 14 year old you would have sighed about but been embarrassed by, but in a way that really examines it all, lets it have depth and nuance, lets you turn it over at every angle to find the surprises and the touching moments and the painful parts and the ways it both is and isn’t silly or exactly what you want it to be.
it takes all those ideas and just lets them have dignity.
fanfiction will let you write or read about two dudes accidentally raising a baby while running their coffee shop which one of them uses as a front for their assassin side gig all while they slowly fall in love, or about a woman who is just like you and so many like you, even in the embarrassing, not-cute-quirky ways, who survives an apocalypse and has to do so at the side of the actor she loved so much but would never have looked twice at her before the end of the world.
and it lets you do all that while plumbing the emotional, moral, philosophical depths, and the ways the dream holds up and where it wrinkles, how you can let realism in, but not in a way that ruins the fantasy, instead only enhancing it.
mainstream literature and published genre fiction has been doing a lot of this kind of thing for straight, white, cis men for a long, long time now, and it has strongly boxed out everyone else and fostered a culture that ridiculed anyone else for wanting to have that for themselves.
but fanfiction lets us all have that, and it doesn’t ask us to present it with a wince, with a shy mumble; it never asks us to be embarrassed by what we love or what we want.
just take it seriously, fanfiction offers. because you deserve to.
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