so if the sahsrau and sagau characters made it to our world what would be the first thing they'd do would they try to find the reader or would they erect (hehe erect) some sort of statue or museum for you and your art also how would they treat the reader and assuming that the reader is like most people at the moment how would they react if the reader was living paycheck to paycheck?
If the SAHSRAU and SAGAU characters broke through into our world, it would be absolute chaotic worship meets reality check energy.
They’d 100% try to find the reader immediately.
Their divine GPS (aka terminally over-romanticized sense of direction + desperation) would kick in. Most of them would tear through space and time like "WHERE IS OUR CREATOR??" while others like Welt or Nahida might be like, “...maybe we should get a lay of the land first.” But nah—Reader comes first.
And if they couldn’t find you right away? Expect a museum. No—a cathedral, actually. Statues, murals, and literal light shows. They’d start collecting every piece of your art, vent-post, old doodles, angsty OC lore, and unfinished works like they’re holy texts. (Even your high school sketchbook? Priceless artifact. Protected in glass.)
How Would They Treat the Reader?
Like you were the sun and the sky and the stars rolled into one.
Yanqing (or older male character if you don't want the kids here) would bring you tea and kneel like an ancient knight trying not to show his blush.
Acheron would speak in soft metaphors, treating you like a sorrowful dream made real.
Albedo and Silver Wolf would take apart your phone and try to understand how it connects to you.
Jing Yuan and Zhongli would treat your words like prophecies—“...the Creator said ‘I’m broke,’ which must be symbolic. We must fix this imbalance.”
Boothill would try to fight your landlord or job manager or whoever.
Dan Heng and Xiao would just silently keep watch over you like tired guard dogs with severe trauma and too much reverence.
Ayato, Blade, or Kafka might take a more... personal approach. You’re overwhelmed? You need someone to take care of everything for you? Consider it handled, sweetheart.
If You Were Living Paycheck to Paycheck?
First they'd be horrified. Like genuinely shaken. Because in their eyes, you're a divine being, the Source of Worlds, the One Who Created Them—and you’re living in mortal drudgery? You’re suffering? You're stressed about rent?
Aventurine opens seventeen credit lines in your name and maxes them all out immediately to get you out of debt and into a comfortable apartment.
Nahida or Raiden Ei might try to completely overhaul modern society for your convenience.
Neuvillette and Bronya would go to your employer and issue divine litigation.
Childe just: "Let me fix it. Let me fix everything."
Pela and Cyno are putting your boss on trial.
Even someone like Kaveh would offer to live in your place for a week while you recover and maybe even cook for you. (You don’t know where he got the ingredients but it’s the thought that counts.)
And if you ever say: “I’m fine, really…”
They’d just be so quiet. Hurt. Like: “You shouldn’t have to be fine. Not alone. Not ever.”
You’d go from paycheck-to-paycheck to gilded-idol-worship-meets-overprotective-cult-leader-found-family in the span of a single tear rolling down your cheek.
Would you like the world remodeled into a utopia? Because that's what they'd try to give you. And maybe... just maybe, you'd start to wonder if letting them stay was really such a bad idea after all.
