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koios // they/he // extremely normal (that's a lie) // I like pokemon and ace attorney and rhythm heaven and moonlighter and zelda and... // feel free to say things in my asks or dms (i'm awkward tho)

[louisegluckpdf]

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

[bonesfool]

Ok so I’ve recently learned that like all my friends literally only use their parking/emergency break on hills and I feel like I’m going crazy

I grew up in California and I use my parking break whenever I park

I grew up in California and I only use my parking break on hills

I did not grow up in California and I use my parking break whenever I park

I did not grow up in California and I only use my parking break on hills

Voting ended onJul 30, 2023

Please put in the tags if you grew up in a place with lots of hills and mountains cuz I feel like it’s gotta be that all my friends are flatland heathens

[wachi-delectrico]

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A small edit based on this post from @reallybadblackoutpoems

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[the-bluespirit]

KE HUY QUAN wins Best Supporting Actor for WAYMOND WANG in EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE | 2023 Oscars

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

[blackwoolncrown]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gsirvitor]

[ecifircasic]

UNMUTE OMG

[swagfuldiedbadly]

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

[straybeetle]

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[failfemme]

animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things

[enlighten]

Hamtaro.com, 2004

[roach-works]

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.

the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.

the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.

when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

[curlicuecal]

Ahhh, what a great example of linked traits! And also shows why evolution gets so complicated

[drinkypie]

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[koios]

calico critters are heteronormative in a gay way

[professional-egg-layer]

Just heard about "trans women" it seems like they've been having a rough time. Maybe we should get these girls 1 million in cash