Oh My Coffee

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[only-cat-memes]

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[belis86]

There is no hope for me in a zombie apocalypse. I will be in the first wave of infected after being called to ER to assess a patient behaving strangely and trying to bite everyone.

[dxmedstudent]

I mean if the covid-19 pandemic proved anything, it showed that if the end of the world happened, I (and the rest of medblr) would STILL be showing up at work, stuck on the front line, dealing with The Fuckening, whilst some smug denialists chilled at home complaining about running out of new sourdough recipes whilst claiming it was all a hoax.

[cannibalchicken]

[caats]

[catchymemes]

OMG Mr. Fluffypants is real!

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[digital-magus]

Happy 7th birthday Marceline! Your mom is a tumblrina and probably named you after a cartoon vampire <3

[candieduranium]

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

[hetaero]

I want the shyest boy ever. Like, it feels criminal how shy I want him to be. Blushing, not able to look me in the eye. Quiet when he asks for stuff. Just a cute little virgin with hair in his face that won't even admit to himself how badly he wants mommy to play with him...

something about the shyness and sexual repression is just essential to the hotness of it idk

[empty-sigh]

All I did was stare at your lips now I’m hard

[sugaryewscythe]

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

[poltergirlst]

you better be fantasizing about me.

[northernsuccubus]

Hey, you’re kinda my type. Do you like waking up to the sound of handcuffs being tightened around your wrists?

[radiofreeslowzone]

no ive never seen her face bro but the way she blogs is so sexy

[invisiblebard]

[cannibalchicken]