Korky Says

"Use thy voice sister. Fill the sky. Bring the little brats to die." "Come little children, I'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the times come to play, here in my garden of magic."

[taskmastersource]

[azuneekun]

“I snuck into the caves last night and got a nasty cut from a rock crab. Don’t tell anyone, okay?” - Sebastian

Remember that one dialogue Sebastian has about getting shanked by a rock crab? Yeah. That’s it. I just wanted to draw that.

[sleepy-bebby]

[filmgifs]

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[movie-gifs]

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[thes-hitoverlord]

These are the sort of lessons cartoons should be teaching. 

[theoppositeofadults]

[animatedtext]

[queenofnowhereandnothing-deacti]

[liberalsarecool]

It's almost like guns are tools designed to kill people, and having a tool designed to kill people makes it easier to kill people.

[illegally-tired]

wait is this true

did we actually have gun control at some point in the recent past?

[devilish-cunt-deactivated201909]

yes. there’s a study for you on the effect it had as well conducted by the natn’l institute of justice.

[illegally-tired]

LIT THANKS!!

[thecsquirrel]

And what's really going to bake your noodles, kids. The push for gun control in the US really got going in the late 60's by a Republican Govenor, Ronald Reagan AND the NRA.

What could have given the modern Republican party a spine, you ask? Well, it was those darn Black people of course! The Black Panther Party to be exact.

Long story short, the Panthers, in response to police brutality and systemic oppression, Panters urged Black people to arm themselves and to protect their own neighborhoods. They showed up to the state house with their rifles and handguns...

And faster than you can reload a fully automatic weapon, Reagan and the NRA were like, oh, Hell no! We need Gun Control! And that became the Mulford Act of 1967 which banned the open carrying of firearms. Go figure.

Bottom line, if it benefits the white supremacist power structure, this country can and will do anything. Big sigh. The hypocrisy is mind numbing.

And that's today's, The More You Know.

The NRA Supported Gun Control When the Black Panthers Had the Weapons

Back in the 1960s, even the NRA supported gun control to disarm the group.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

who is traitor joe

[matzahball]

and what did he do :/

[korkysays]

Where’d he come from,

Where’d he go?

I don’t know traitor joe.

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[blubirdi]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: jenna marbles never fails to make me cry because she's such a great person who you can tell is so accepting and loving of all types of people and she has never cared about anything other than being happy and that's so admirable and beautiful and i would love to grow up and be like her. she gets a lot of shit for the way she looks and acts in her videos but she is never hurting anybody and if she does on accident she's always so quick to apologize and learn from it. her relationship with julien is so real and pure and you can see how happy they make each other. she never thought her youtube career would go anywhere but now she can do literally whatever she wants in life because she's hilarious and is 100% herself all the time and people love her for it. i just really wanna be like jenna marbles because she has never had the world all figured out and she knows she never will and she doesn't just accept that, she embraces it and is so honest with herself and other people. she's not a perfect person obviously but i think she's one of the main role models in my life at this moment in time

[drithligh]

On this episode of What Is Jenna Marbles Doing?

Its the annual family portrait.

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO