Kpop Has Got Me Shook Nasty

Admins Xan, Jade, Nik, and Lei at your service! We create reactions, incorrect quotes, etc. Ships are closed until further notice. Go ahead and request something from us! ♥

[kpopshooketh]

Allow me to welcome to the stage Wingus and Dingus

RM, gesturing to the 95 line

[kpopshooketh]

Jin: What do you have, Taehyung? Beating deep inside of you?

V: Hate.

Jin: No, no, no. Like the thing that pumps blood through your body?

V: Rage.

Jin: Nope. Nope, it's a vital organ.

V: VENGEANCE.

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Jungkook writing a eulogy

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung was a humble… hmm I don’t think we’d call him humble.

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung was… a person.

Jungkook: Few have experienced what Yoongi hyung truly… who he was.

Jungkook: He was a person who did things? And he did them, until he wasn’t… doing them anymore.

Jungkook: He was kind, kind of attractive? In some circles he’d be attractive.

Jungkook: Uhhh, alright.

Suga: That was awful.

Suga: I don’t think you made a complete sentence the entire time.

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Seonghwa: Yunho, NO!

Jongho: What?

Seonghwa: Sorry, force of habit. Jongho, NO!

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Seonghwa: Money absolutely does not buy happiness.

Mingi: You are probably just spending it wrong, give it to me and I'll show you how it's done.

[kpopshooketh]

Jungkook: Why were you in the bathroom at 3 AM for an hour?

Suga: *flashback to him having a breakdown*

Suga: I was performing a satanic ritual.

[kpopshooketh]

CO ADMIN APPLICATION!!

Alright, my dudes!

So, i’ve been getting some good feedback on my whole suggestion post about doing this in the first place. So here goes!

Name:

Age:

Timezone:

Are you comfortable with writing about lgbt?:

Are you comfortable with writing things that are NSFW?:

Writing prompt/example: (don’t do this part yet! When you send me the application, i’ll ask you about your bias/bias group and will ask for you to write a reaction to them doing something or a little short oneshot about them doing something. ya know. just so i can get an idea of what your writing is like)

You can send me these through the tumblr messenger thingy and/or through my ask box (make sure that you aren’t on anon if you do this)

I will be revealing who the new admins are on sometime on March 31st. (EST)

I will be picking 2-3 new people to help create content for this blog.

-Xan

[kpopshooketh]

There’s 2 weeks left before i pick coadmins. So send in an application soon ^^

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One more week until i pick coadmins! So, if you haven’t sent in your application yet, you’ve still got time. ^^

[kpopshooketh]

We will be picking some new admins soon! We’re looking for at least 2 new admins to come and help me keep this account active. 

Once some applications start coming in, then we may be bringing back the ship posts.

[kpopshooketh]

Mingyu: What could possibly go wrong

Jeonghan: I'm glad you asked

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IN: I wanna try coffee

Bang Chan: Oh sweetie, we have much to discuss

[kpopshooketh]

DO talking about Baekhyun: He bedazzled his ass. I'm not even that gay...

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Hongjoong, squishing Wooyoung’s face between two pieces of bread, idiot sandwich style: What are you?

Wooyoung: A snack.

Hongjoong: No.

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Renjun: Jisung, I think it’s time to tell you, your bacon allergy is a lie.

Chenle: Taeyong Hyung made it up so you’d eat healthier.

Jisung: What? No. No, I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff.

Jisung: Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying “thank you”.

Jisung:

Jisung: Oh my god.

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Jungkook: I thought you were a complete idiot. …But a very cute idiot.

Jhope: Well, do you ever date cute idiots?

Jungkook: Oh, almost exclusively.

[kpopshooketh]

V: Squirrels don't get married, Min.

Jimin: Like you could possibly know that.

[kpopshooketh]

Suga: Oh c'mon Hyung, don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the people he sleeps with.

Jin: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.

Jin and RM: *high five*

[kpopshooketh]

Minhyuk: You remind me of the ocean.

Kihyun: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Minhyuk: Because you're salty and you scare people.

[kpopshooketh]

Yeosang: Do you take constructive criticism?

Yunho: *already crying* Sure what’s up?