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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I wanna see a movie with that dumb story of a girl liking a guy and her best guy friend doesnt like that guy buttt
instead of realizing her best guy friend was the one for her all along or that he likes her shes like "you were right Ryan I'm so over him" and hes like "well thank god, dude I was tryna spare your feelings bc because I'm gonna have to kill him. Hes a evil alien trying to take over the earth." or somethin lol
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
Ways to Describe a Personality!! <3
Level 1: The author's unintended implication.
Level 2: The author's unexamined assumption.
Level 3: The author's ill-informed opinion.
Level 4: The author's misleading conclusion.
Level 5: The author's mendacious justification.
Level 6: The author's We Don't Talk About That.
saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void
writing tip #4177:
find someone really rich who will pay you to sit around and write (if you are really rich i Am available)
writing tip #4174:
so what if your book is boring, some people like boring books
writing tip #4176:
you can do it! or maybe you can't do it! nothing matters! yay!
writing tip #4175:
really milk it! and by it i mean the character
If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.
Is this a hallucination? Are you ok?
Its absolutely real.
Theres this thing that happens with a few too many franchises, where the constant need to one-up and raise stakes makes each entry slightly more unhinged than the last. Until you reach a point where what started as a fairly simple/grounded concept has become completely ridiculous(see Dragonball, Fast and Furious).
Sharknado is what happens when you have that tendency of escalation, but your starting premise is 'a tornado full of sharks'
Okay, I was going to complain that they didn't ask Bradley James from BBC Merlin to be Arthur, but then I saw the following cast:
And I officially have nothing to complain about.
COME ON LOOK AT THIS CASTING
Patrick Labyorteaux was on Little House on the Prairie and is still acting. You gotta give him props.
my dream garden <3
writing tip #4173:
if someone points out you've used a semicolon incorrectly; gaslight them
writing tip #4172:
it doesn't matter if your protagonist has no clear goals if they're really, really horny