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Nope.

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[bluraycharles]

This is better than the LGBTQ section of netflix 

[allofdapuns]

[Video description: two male-presenting young adults in an apartment. One is about to leave and coming over to say goodbye. Speaker 1: “Alright, man, I’ll see-” Overlapping: Speaker 2: “Alright see you.” Speaker 1: “See you later.” They clasp hands and hug. Speaker 1 walks towards the door off camera, but we can hear his footsteps. Speaker 2: “You w- you coming over tomorrow?” Speaker 1: “Yep. I’ll see you tomorrow.” Donna Lewis I Love You Always Forever plays quietly in the background. Speaker 2 off-camera: “Alright, cool.” Speaker 1 walks away, camera goes back to Speaker 2 at his computer. Speaker 1 opens the door off-camera. Speaker 2 turns to Speaker 1, gives the peace sign and says: “Alright, love you.” Speaker 2 turns back to his computer. Speaker 1 pauses with the door open, closes it slightly and turns back in to face Speaker 2. Speaker 1 says: “What’d you say?” and grins. Speaker 2: “I said ‘Cool’?” Speaker 1: “No, the, ah, the last thing you said. What’d you say.” Speaker 2: “Love you?” Music gets louder for a moment. Speaker 1 laughs. “I love you too.” Speaker 1 leaves and walks down the hall. When he reaches the stairs the chorus of I Love You Always Forever gets louder. He dances halfway down the stairs and slides down the bannister. Video cuts to him dancing joyously down the street while the song still plays. The video cuts briefly to Speaker 2 in his apartment. The music cuts out but we can see Speaker 1 dancing on the sidewalk. The video cuts back to Speaker 1 dancing in the street with the music playing. End description.]  

[sapphicseance]

she took my evil powers in the divorce

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

WHERE IS THE OSCAR?????

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[walks-the-ages]

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

[firefox-official]

i’m going to get worse on purpose

[semiotextiana]

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

[eric-luna]

Don't know if it has been done before but here it is

[jay-kwellyn]

Got a new skirt from a friend! Here’s me juggling in it 💜💜💜

[liberaljane]

Asexuality is real and valid.

Art by Liberal Jane

[new-balance-official-deactivate]

Reblog if you see your fandom

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[gahdamnpunk]

She said “Gravity WHO?”

[odinsblog]

(source)

[petals42]

had to watch it twice– once for the performers and once for the guy in the red track suit’s reactions.

then watched in a whole bunch more because MY GOODNESS!!!!

[uncleflex-deactivated20190517]

[harrypotterhousequotes]

GRYFFINDOR: “I am pure of heart and mind. I cannot be corrupted.” –Jim Butcher (Harry Dresden: Storm Front)

[paxamericana]

[determinate-negation]

this doesnt even have the best part 

[aviculor]

Garfield the cat….one of pop culture’s most iconic men…

[seasonallydefective]

There’s not a single word on this page that isn’t fucking hilarious.

[computationalcalculator]

reblog if you are also a Genderfluid Abomination

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[babycrawlingveryfast-deactivate]

straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great she’s The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that she’ll eventually fall from bc she’s human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons

[antiporn-activist]

Whoever wrote this is brilliant.

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.