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artfight for @lithobolia

In the literal sense, this is not a picture of Seiun Sky scratching her ass. She's very clearly scratching her lower back. But spiritually, in an emotional sense, this is a picture of Seiun Sky scratching her ass.

t00thpasteface

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

prokopetz

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

prokopetz

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

copperbadge

THE ORANGES

teashoesandhair

Time for my biannual freakout about Two Crabs

fladurblegon

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

breninarthur

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

kragmork

"What if poor people abuse the system?" Maybe they'll be slightly less poor...?

prokopetz

Attending to trusts and wills and succession planning and powers of attorney and such with the utmost care, but with the specific aim of making my eventual death as stressful and inconvenient as possible for the greatest possible number of people.

boobookittenartblog

Deinotherium by Zdenek Burian

#ZDENĚK BURIAN MENTIONED LETSGOOO

setzeri

Summer Escape & Exit learning that the ocean is just water in large quantity.

undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

bedupolker

Friends in different Time Zones

bedupolker

did you know its national moth week? Happy national moth week!

prokopetz

Tabletop RPG where taking damage in combat is represented by physically setting the target's character sheet on fire. Different damage types specify different parts of the sheet where the fire must be set (e.g., top-right corner, etc.), and the amount of damage is the number of seconds the player has to wait before stamping it out. Any physically destroyed traits are disabled until they fill out a new sheet.

prokopetz

@scattered-storyteller replied:

Are there any rpgs that play with destroying parts of your character sheet permanently other than Ten Candles that you know of? Ones that are designed to actually be played, that is

Sure, lots of them. One of my personal favourites is Annie Rush's The Secret Lives of Gingerbread Men, a 1:1 scale miniatures game that uses an actual gingerbread man as your minifig, and the living space in which the game is played as the terrain. Character creation consists of baking and decorating your gingerbread man, with what resources and abilities are available to you determined by your choice of decorations; damage and resource expenditure are then modelled by breaking off parts of your gingerbread man.

prokopetz

(I'd also like to highlight Shreyas and Elizabeth Sampat's Mist-Robed Gate. Escalation in conflict resolution involves something called the "Knife Ritual", in which the state of an actual, physical knife lying on the table is manipulated: covered, uncovered, etc. The penultimate stage of escalation entails snatching up the knife and stabbing it through your opponent's character sheet to stick into the table below; arguably this doesn't fit the brief, as it's the act of stabbing itself which is mechanised, with the particulars of how the character sheet is damaged being irrelevant, but I thought this blog's followership would appreciate it!)

#Accessories recommended for play:#Pen #Paper #Knife #Cutting board (thick) ((if you're a coward))

autistobrat

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

athenagray

“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:

It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.

You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.

Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.

Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%

During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.

When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.

You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.

You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.

If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.

Please feel free to share this.

And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.

And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.”

arcsystemworksofficial

[Pomni Rap]

By Michael from Arc System Works and Spamton from @musicwithspamton

[Chorus]

Oooh

It’s my digital circus life

She’s my digital circus wife

That pomni jester with the novelty sweatshirt

She's having a semester with W.D Gearster

I just wanna hang out with my digital circus partner

[Verse 1]

I load up my ps3, I’ve got somewhere to be

Eternal misery, ex-wife is now a divorcee

But what is this I see? A jester on my SCREEN (yell to hide lack of rhyme)

But what is this new scheme, she hit me with her yuri beam

[Bridge]

Oooh and then I become a girl

Ooooh Because pomni amazing digital circus is a lesbian in this world

[Chorus]

Oooh

It’s my digital circus life

She’s my digital circus wife

That pomni jester with the novelty sweatshirt

She's having a semester with W.D Gearster

I just wanna hang out with my digital circus girl

[Verse 2]

I meet with Caine and he is strange

I meet with Zooble and they are unusual

I meet with Gangrene and she is Samwise

I meet with Ragatha and I’m not mad at her

I meet with Jax and he is Back

I meet with gummigoo and he is not mad at you

I meet with Michael and he’s in a cycle

I meet with Spamton and he’s not from Hampton

I have to save them from the digital circus

[Verse 3: Eminem's sex verse]

Caine's deranged it’s strange this re-arranged range, this maze I play in has strained my brain with no refrain.

Got trouble with bubble I’m bubbling double trouble toil and troubling boobies on a flat backed baddie, I’m mad he said Maddie was a flatty hochi mammy broaching that she cannae barely stand the way that he walks the way that he talks the way that he’s dressed best breasts for guest sex with jax his back is blown out, he's slack on the ground, I’m searching around for coins in his loins - I go to where no gnomes know no-“mmm”s, the gnome zone's sewn tome tones gloam groans from Jax while I have amazing digital sex with him.

[Bridge]

Oooh and then I become her girl

Ooooh Because pomni amazing digital circus is a lesbian in this world

[Guest Verse: Pomni]

(Sung) Miss Michael! You must trichael your best, to defeat all the rest, and save us all from this digital circust

[Spoken Word Skit]

“Don’t worry 35 year old Jester. I’ll rescue all of you”

“You’re so handsome and dreamy”

“Thank you bisexual representation Eminem, but I’m taken, by Pomni”

[Chorus]

(Orchestra hit riff)

Oooh