You know you're obsessed with the Beatles if you:
ā¢Watched all the movies
ā¢Can tell their voices apart despite varispeed and all those other effects
ā¢Know who did drums on this song or that song
ā¢Try to learn several songs on an instrument/several instruments
ā¢Can determine if it's a mono/stereo based on the differences
ā¢Notice mistakes in certain songs
ā¢Hate Yoko over a biscuit
ā¢Watch Mattiboo on YouTube
ā¢Can name all UK and US albums, and which songs each has
ā¢Have some sort of physical memorabilia of theirs
ā¢Can tell the year of a photo of them based on hair/clothes/etc.
ā¢Can tell who wrote what lyric based on the vocabulary, point of view, topic, etc.
ā¢Prefer Let It Be/Naked over the other (or intentionally don't pick a side)
ā¢Think Real Love should have been a #1
ā¢Are upset that Now And Then didn't make it to Anthology III
ā¢Don't count Yellow Submarine as a studio album (I don't care what you say, it's a compilation. No Hey Bulldog is gonna change that.)
ā¢Prefer Beatle versions of songs with multiple versions
ā¢Want a pair of granny glasses
Feel free to add more to this.