kray__ola

Chaos:: less like a sock drawer and more like a galaxy.

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

i’m really bored with my first name 

[75orchids]

your name is now crab78

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

[funnytwittertweets]

[swan2swan]

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

yo why do adults try to tell middle schoolers not to dye their hair or cut it weird or dress strange. Middle school is the most miserable time of anyone’s life, let them have fun and get a mohawk or something. They don’t have colleges to impress or a boss to worry about. They’re 12. Let them be less miserable with their blue hair and bad fashion (so long as it’s weather appropriate! I don’t want anyone wearing only a tshirt and jeans in winter!!!) It won’t kill you to let your kid exercise some control over their appearance that literally will not follow them their whole lives. Who cares if your kid wants to wear unprofessional clothes. They’re a kid, they don’t need to be professional.

[avgustea]

in my humble opinion, the most beautiful thing abt love is the effort. like the one that doesn't even feel like effort, just deliberate action motivated by pure love and desire to make another person happy. making conscious choices in favour of that person, taking your time to create special moments and rituals, distance nor time notwithstanding

[to-heck]

i once again require attention

[pigeoncheeks-archive]

why viddy gaem…. Spensive……

[valtsv]

i dont get paid to make sense! so i wont

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

This thing looks like a gaming mouse

[thyrell]

just got the new ford egg

[cerastes]

This car got stung by a bee and all you freaks can do is laugh?

[depsidase]

[possumboy69]

I love beluga whales because their faces are always like this

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

i’m the opposite of ‘i liked it before it became popular’ i only discover new things to like once they’re not popular anymore

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

me: so i’m starting to get into this new thing

the new thing: a 10 years old videogame or st like that

[keatonpatti]

[kynokephale-deactivated20220120]

I write all my tumbkr posts by slapping my fat dick on my keyboard

[neonpigeons]

*invisible stardew valley bubble emote pops above my head every time i see a friend/loved one*

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

was it really necessary for me to be born

[mrsmarymorstan]

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

[pandragolot-deactivated20160710]

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

Literally it’s insane how the laundry never stops. There is always laundry

[oliversnailboy]

Wait till you hear about dishes

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