i am not a mom

where am i??????????????????

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

My new and extraordinarily niche writing project is a fic for every episode of House, M.D. (2004).These fics will narrate the malpractice lawsuit(s) following the events of each episode. I’m calling the series Court-House and I will not be accepting criticism on that point

[hymnostic]

anyway can we talk about andy samberg's reaction to portrait of a lady on fire

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

One of the best parts of 2020 is the constant feeling that you’re being an over-reacting weirdo but also, impossibly, that at the same time you’re not taking it seriously enough, are taking too many risks, and that you might die or kill your family because of them.

THIS IS ALL GREAT FOR MENTAL HEALTH.

[ill-intentioned]

[phantomthread2017]

[shutyourmoustache]

Omg. I’m crying. 😂

[doctorstarlock]

Me whenever I see a corporate ad trying to say “we’re all in this together”:

[glorianas]

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

how is any of this considered blogging

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

bro why would you wish me a happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates the toyota sales event

[gingahhh]

[lizardsexposed]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

bojack: *says something stupid in an interview*

princess caroline, knowing she’ll have to do damage control:

[krabby-kronicle]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[moistmailman]

Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.