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Kris | 25 | Any Pronouns | If you're looking for my alt account where I post memes and occasionally art, go to @krispytm!! I don't really use this account much...

[krispytm]

I finished coloring the comic based on my pinned post!!

I hope flat colors are okay since I'm not really up for shading every tiny detail on these detailed men.

[krispytm]

Hey, all!

I don't normally make serious posts for the sake of being the funny guy but I have a petition I want everyone to consider signing for the sake of ending AI moderation.

All it takes is a signature, no money required!!

I just want Discord and every other shit company who uses AI to do everything to pay for everyone they've wronged.

[furiosa-femininst]

Asking AI to remove clothes from anyone should be enough to put people on the sex offender registry for life

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[krispytm]

A gay New Yorker who has short-term memory loss: they faggot about it

[microknifeyuri]

i may be an old fart but i do not think anyone should be giving their legal documents to a platform to be able to use voice-chat in games. i also do not think people should be showing their faces to be allowed to talk in chat in said platform. you're a fucking block game based platform who the fuck do you think you are

[unyieldingsilence]

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[microknifeyuri]

thank you unyieldingsilence you always know what to say

[bearie]

fucking idiot

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[draconym]

Coworkers are bitching about teenagers coming to the park during school hours. First of all you do not know that they are supposed to be in school. School is not prison. Second of all who gives a shit. We are in Baltimore and I would much rather these kids come hang out in the woods than. Like. Literally anywhere else. Do not make them feel bad for being outside.

[draconym]

Coworker: We gotta do something with all these Spanish kids hanging around the grounds.

Me: Great idea! :) Maybe we can get one of the bilingual staff to find out what kind of activities they would like us to run in Spanish. :)

Coworker: That's not what I meant. These kids don't want to come to our programs.

Me: Then we should really try to figure out what kind of new programs we could offer instead! :)

Coworker: They just want to do drugs!

Me: Oh dang, is that what they said when you asked them? :)

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[krispytm]

A gay New Yorker who has short-term memory loss: they faggot about it

[beardedmrbean]

[itskippi]

Mech pilot handler who is generally pretty chill and motivates her pilots by giving them tony hawk pro skater style scores for all the sick war tricks they do

[itskippi]

So I’m learning a lot about ultrakill

[everwizard]

This youtuber you've never ❌ heard of just went viral ☝️ this is slimecicle 🦠 a local 🏠 youtuber from Bloomington Indiana 🇺🇸 he is known 🧠 for reacting to funny 😄 clips often giving off a crazy 🤪 reaction but when he reacted to this hamilton musical 🎹 clip his viewers begin ✨ to get concerned 😰 this reaction is totally off brand 🏷️ and his viewers are wondering 💭 if slimecicle is okay 👌 slimecicle recently went through an extensive knee surgery 🏨 and has been struggling 😩 with his dental 🦷 health 💊 is slime circle ⭕ losing his rizz or is he still goaded with the sauce 🥫 what do you think 💭

[everwizard]

Happy birthday 🎂 to this youtuber you've never ❌ heard of, slimecicle 🦠 !

[ghostslazy]

I hate them so bad

[beardedmrbean]

[birdmenmarxist]

they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick

[generosa-beatrice]

Behold Yaoi scholars, ART!!!! we have come far

[everythingfox]

Must not wake

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