~KRIS~

💥🌟Kris/23/Bi/Bipolar2🌟💥 Hello! I have no idea what I'm doing!

[sexhaver]

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

[sexhaver]

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

[sexhaver]

1.

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

[sexhaver]

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"

[thecolorofthegame]

Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???

[sexhaver]

no this is him

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[anxietyproblem]

[yonkou]

[billcouture]

Kong Skull Island, ‘Fealty’

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

[billcouture]

Godzilla 2014, ‘Worship’

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

[thundergrace]

I...I don't know????

[thundergrace]

[thundergrace]

[theshellshack]

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[alleiradayne]

NOW it’s serious

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

me and my friend evan made this video back in march after finding a brick abandoned outside of the safeway by our school and we got our friend richard to write a whole article about it in our school newspaper

[huffyfruitcake]

High schoolers are so stupid do you know what kinda germs are on that fuckin thing

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i hate you bitch

[lucylicious666]

Title: Special Gift 

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

[porterr-robinson]

[rubykgrant]

the freaking Pirates music

[quadraxic-expression-deactivate]

For the love of god PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn

[feels-by-the-foot]

I honestly don’t care how many times I reblog it

peepo makes me lose my fucking shit

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is really frickin neato

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/948220/ColorTool/

it’s coming out tomorrow!

ColorTool on Steam

Create palettes by placing an intricate web of colors and their connections. See directly how the palettes change the look of your illustrat

[septicake]

pretty sure a few artists follow me for whatever reason so yeah

[justsomeantifas]

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves… 

and so he deleted.

[fattyatomicmutant]

It was the 23 cock vore and hyper breast images I submitted ever so kindly to his box.

[justsomeantifas]

god bless our troops.

[gunsandfireandshit]

His only post with more than a few notes was this:

and 95% of those notes were reblogs with some variation of this:

Plus all the people who kept putting “how’s the divorce going?” in his inbox couldn’t have hurt.

[justsomeantifas]

FJHBFJN

[crunchbuttsteak]

Reminder in case Donald John Trump tries to come onto this site.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

… at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

[bunjywunjy]

it chrismas

merr chrismas