Kris Redford

Yumeshipper!

[krisstriderofficial]

Welcome!!

My name is Kris Redford (not irl ofc) and I'm a yumeshipper, as well as a Bro Strider Kinnie (only found that out recently)

my bro strider acc: @bro-strider-kinnie

sharing is allowed on my page!!

Dave Strider (familial f/o aka lil bro)

Bill Dickey (romantic F/O) [ @kris-redford-eltingville for side-blog and rp]

Mold Dough Cookie (romantic F/O)

Dio Brando (Romantic F/O)

Venom Dough Cookie (Romantic F/O)

Gordon Freeman (Romantic F/O)

Pompom dough cookie (Familial F/O aka Child)

Caine (Romantic F/O)

[NEW] Sollux Captor and Eridan Ampora (poly romantic F/O)

PLEASE BLOCK IF YOU'RE NON-SHARING!

I make silly art pieces of my yumes and will update here with any new yumes!~

[krisstriderofficial]

it is my birthday :3

[sofphiaa]

happy birthdayyyy!)!!!!!

[krisstriderofficial]

thank yuo wife.... I love you

[krisstriderofficial]

it is my birthday :3

[krisstriderofficial]

if someone else mentions anything about the TADC final act with even a HINT of a spoiler I'm gonna throw my phone out a window

[sofphiaa]

i wish my tits existed

[krisstriderofficial]

I wish they did too so I could use them as pillow

[krisstriderofficial]

GUYS DO NOT GO ON TWITTER AKA X RIGHT NOW IF YOURE A TADC FAN

THEY POSTED SPOILERS OF ONE OF THE DUBS

[voidgivenformofficial]

hi ooc

hi i’m very tired go check out my friend @krisstriderofficial they do yume stuff and they’re also one of my besties

don’t expect them to know anything about my stuff lmao i don’t bother them with that :)

they’re a cool person and i think they deserve attention ok thank yall

[krisstriderofficial]

I like buges :3 and rhe flea kisser

[voidgivenformofficial]

flea kisser? that’s us

bugkisser is our wife :3

[krisstriderofficial]

nono YOURE the flea kisser

I enjoy your skrunklu boogie

the flea is also very silly happy wedding celebration

[voidgivenformofficial]

hi ooc

hi i’m very tired go check out my friend @krisstriderofficial they do yume stuff and they’re also one of my besties

don’t expect them to know anything about my stuff lmao i don’t bother them with that :)

they’re a cool person and i think they deserve attention ok thank yall

[krisstriderofficial]

I like buges :3 and rhe flea kisser

[sofphiaa]

the yearning is very strong for the husband even though we just saw each other

the gay is pathetically gay

[krisstriderofficial]

I will be more pathetic next time.

[fuckoffantitrash]

I'd like to remind fandom of this once again today

[shmadas]

An addition, if you don't mind

[krisstriderofficial]

ok so I've been rotting the past couple days and rewatching asdfmovie and

I just realized

THE COW IS TRANS

the cow. from asdfmovie. is trans.

we stan a transmasc

[thetomska]

[krisstriderofficial]

no not exactly I kind of was young and stupid when I first saw asdfmovie, sir.

[krisstriderofficial]

gay gay homosexual gay

lesbian lesbian homosexuelle lesbian

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[atlas-at-aperture]

im on the acespec myself so hell yeah

[krisstriderofficial]

I threw up yesterday and now I'm sleeping on and off

[sofphiaa]

if you do well enough in elementary school apparently no one will pay attention to the obvious neurodivergence and also apparently let you permanently suffer

[sofphiaa]

i fucking hate my life

[krisstriderofficial]

ok but same I was put in an AIG course and shoved into advanced classes and only a year ago found out I have autism, ADHD, and other mental issues

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[krisstriderofficial]

chat how do we feel about this issue

[voidgivenformofficial]

you should kiss the sun

We… should ….. kiss the sun….. and our wife….

wives…..

We refuse to have another wedding…

[krisstriderofficial]

I love observing this bug drama

[voidgivenformofficial]

YOU SHITHEAD

GO BACK TO MAKING OUT WITH YOUR COMIC BOOK NERD BOYFRIEND AND LEAVE US BE

[krisstriderofficial]

ahhhhh you mad

[voidgivenformofficial]

WE AREN’T MAD

[krisstriderofficial]

you mad aahhhhhh look where you eating at

[voidgivenformofficial]

LOOK WHERE YOU ARE WORKING AT.

[krisstriderofficial]

yo momma