hi hello.

Kristian Anthony Balmes. 23. UCI alumni. Taking life one leap at a time.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[fuckyahumor]

goat man goat man

[thebootydiaries]

private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn

private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

Same Picture

[okayysophia]

2018

[dire-dire]

[kristianthony]

Debating if I want to get back into blogging. Hm.

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[deonsraw]

💀💀💀 spongebob analysis

[thepartysatmels]

I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.

[ukulelekatie]

Self care is rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender

[karmicwill]

[spookyoubliette]

[sadtaterchip]

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

protect the environment

[dirtbaby2016]

fuck that shit

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[davidsvlogs]

Christine is me whenever i see anything mildly upsetting on tv

[hauntedmasc]

“sSTOP IT. ”

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

SHE IS SO EXTRA

[fawken-deactivated20221213]

I just cant bring myself to delete this video from my phone

[ruinedchildhood]

[luvgrease99-blog]

[thepatronsaintoflostcauses]

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

[luvgrease99-blog]

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

[tastefullyoffensive]

Beautiful. (via VBagate)

[vargrimar]

you forgot the best reply