Kristof Nast: A+ dad

Elizabeth. 28.

[slowspinningredemption]

in the new james bond movie they should have all bond's tech be ai and the whole movie is just him fighting for his fucking life trying to get these stupid fucking gadgets to do the one thing they're designed to do while the henchmen close in and in the end he just uses the latest stupid gadget as a bludgeon to brain the villain in the skull and then he gets back dumps it all on q's desk and quits again

[slowspinningredemption]

it's the first time in mi6 history that bond has returned all of the gadgets on time

[slowspinningredemption]

dear god you're right they're gonna fucking fire q

[spiritofcamelot]

Q actually gives him all the AI tech on purpose because he trusts Bond to destroy them all and still survive on his wits alone. He's counting on the 00s to provide proof that this initiative is a waste of resources.

[girlmostlikely]

[butch-garfield]

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[xinakwans]

i actually don’t think this woman was “too online” when she tweeted in celebration about a man who actively wants her and everyone like her aka trans people dead. but what the hell do i know

[xinakwans]

i do not fucking care if she wasn’t writing what you wanted out of a comic book. they are going scorched earth on her entire comic, pulling issues that were put out to be sold YESTERDAY.

i have been reading comics since i could walk and talk. i have NEVER seen them go scorched earth like this on a writer before. she is a trans woman and if you think that that didn’t impact this choice you’re either ignorant or being purposefully obtuse.

[cardinalcringe]

I’m sorry, what happened?

[nielsthecat]

Gretchen Felker Martin's Red Hood series was cancelled after she made a joke about Charlie Kirk being shot on BlueSky. I believe it was meant to be a miniseries, but now issues that have already been solicited, ordered, and probably printed are being pulled. Like OP says, I've never seen a reaction like this before--even Warren Ellis, who was dropped by DC after being accused of sexual misconduct, was allowed to finish out the maxiseries he was writing at the time.

(There's some other context that makes this worse, such as the transmisogynistic hate campaign that had been levied against GFM since the book's announcement, but this is the long and short of it.)

[alleecatblues]

I think you’re downplaying the Warren Ellis situation. There are credible sources reporting that he abused and manipulated over 100 women over his career. At least 60 of them got together in 2020 and compiled a case against him.

And what happened? He made a public apology, and they let him gracefully exit the company, finishing the series he was working on at the time.

A trans woman says some stuff on her personal social media account that certain people don’t like and they shitcan her the same day and start canceling orders for any new issues of the series she wasn’t even half done with yet.

The double standard here is visible from fucking space.

[trainstationgoodbye]

Challengers (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[parkchanwoohoo]

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

[parkchanwoohoo]

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

[undeadentropy]

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

[trc-annotated]

"'Do you want me to carry one?' Adam asked.

'Fuck no.'

Adam got the door for him." (Blue Lily, Lily Blue pg. 163).

WAIT WHERE'S THE TWEET ONE SECOND

Literally just a canon interaction

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

By 小景有很多鼠鼠

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[elamarth-calmagol]

Trainwreck of a post

[minyard-05]

the raven cycle is great because it's main group is a ghost, three insanely powerful magicians, and then this rich kid serving unimaginable levels of cunt who really wants to find a dead body. Everybody wants to die for him

[hollowboobtheory]

no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad

work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back

YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended

your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess

your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever

congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[hollowboobtheory]

great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter

[sixappleseeds]

[ID: screenshot of a tag that says “#i have no idea what this is about but yeah thats one shitshow of a sentence”]

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[cryinglookingatsoulages]

gansey: you all are truly interested in my glendower quest, aren’t you??

his gang, consisting solely of people who are dying to date him: yeah. totally.

[moondal514]

my understanding of trc so far as of finishing book 2

[prime-tiktoks]

[eddiedisasterdiaz]

[doubleca5t]

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[volchyayagoda]

the conjuring films are atrocious but patrick wilson and vera farmiga are so radiant that it all balances out

[volchyayagoda]

i will simply never get over this casting for ed warren. imagine being such a loutish and aggressively uncharismatic jackass, and they get PATRICK WILSON to play you in the movies about your fake demon hunting adventures. an unbelievable win.