Geek Bear Inc.

I'm what happens when you take a big, fluffy Teddy Bear-like personality and merge it with all things geeky. I love writing, video games, TV shows and music. Female, 24, despise labels, enjoys being my own person and proving people wrong. I'm a goof and a dork, and my greatest dream is to be a hero to someone. I strive to have a purpose and make a difference, in my own lazy way.

[programmerhumour]

Everything we build eventually comes up against some stupid thing only iOS Safari does

[krokador]

Omg. This. Ugh! Use chrome lile everyone else! Please!

[programmerhumour]

Please debug wigglebutt.exe

[everythingfox]

Sleepy

[krokador]

Perfect tomato. Makes me feel bad to eat it… and makes me think… nobody’s gonna care that the tomato was perfect before it got eaten. So why do people strive so much to be perfect? It’s not the perfection that others will remember. It’s the moments you spent with them and how it felt. A perfect tomato is wasted if you don’t eat it. In the end it’ll probably taste the same as another. Pay less attention to perfection, more to the flavor, aye?

Food for thought (literally)

[krokador]

Thisnpost was flagged as potential adult content. Go figure.

[krokador]

Tumblr flagged a tomato

I was like, "wait what? I have some potential adult content? Wut? Was it some anime I reblogged?" Oh no. It was the picture of a tomato, accompanied by a rather thoughtful tidbit about perfection. Well, I guess I should thank the bots for bringing back this nugget? Lol

[babyanimalgifs]

These pictures will make your day better (@tanryug)

[spawnofweevil]

It me

[babyanimalgifs]

“Am I a cat?”

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

YOU MUST WATCH THIS

[timelorddarthswagger]

That first existential crisis

[pedeka]

self aware sweetie

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[krokador]

Ah! That explains a lot of things! @hiddentempest

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[krokador]

I lurve Big Billy! Poor kitteh tho, musta been stressed D:

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

I’vw seen this video like 20 times and I just have to say… there needs to be a sequel…..

[snanzzie]

This is the cutest shit i have ever seen I need that sequel now

[saddest-cat-hours]

[lubricates]

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[summonerxi]

Literally is another example now.

[kosherrobot]

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

[sushinfood]

AMEN.

[newwavefeminism]

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

[bluegrasskitty]

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

[angrybooklady]

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

[reighost]

Reblogging to save a vag.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

[monasoffspring-deactivated20240]

Damn y'all #saveavag

[krokador]

Not the kind of stuff I usually reblog, and i never actually had a yeastvinfection (although my doctor thought i might due to something else) and im glad to know this just in case. Yikes!

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[unclebeanbag]

Plomp

[opossumsantics]

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

[defilerwyrm]

she is BETRAYED

[detectivegamer]

@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vandorendra]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much! 

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[krokador]

Tiniest lil frog!

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[cutex24]

what in the heck was that??!

[krokador]

O.o

[krokador]

I'm soryy I ever complained about not having snow at Christmas. Please stop this nonsense, mother nature! D: (it's supposed to get much warmwr and rain tomorrow -_-') #globalwarmingisathing #wtfitsnotmidjanuaryisit? #fuckitscold #ifyouliveinawarmclimateihateyourightnow https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVENL_AMuD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1502ba8qocojk