Look at these things I found.

(she/her) Hi I'm Kate. Cat mom, history bitch, hopeless romantic. Specializing in hurting my own feelings. 💖⭐🩵

[spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti]

• ○ |  egyptian “inlaid” eyes | ○ •

[egypt-museum-deactivated2021071]

Princess Nofret

Queen Nefertiti

Lector Priest Kaaper

Scribe Mitri

Prince Rahotep

Seated Scribe, Cairo Museum

King Hor Awibre 

Seated Scribe, Louvre Museum

[tall]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Vega, The Star At The Centre Of Everything

[hawke-gosling]

And hang out they did

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[nariarts]

Longtime readers may be aware of how much I relish an excuse to bully a company, so I'm sharing the wealth;

Clothing company Patagonia is currently sueing drag queen Pattie Gonia for "irreparable” harm to their brand.

To be clear; Pattie named herself after the region in South America.

So Pattie is asking people to politely ask Patagonia to drop the lawsuit.

I'm extending the invitation to all of you, because sueing a drag queen for 'infringement' in the current political cultural landscape is vile. Especially a drag queen who has raised millions of dollars for non-profits, uses her platform to raise awareness for climate activism, and fully aligns with Patagonia's apparent climate-conscious mission statement.

They're claiming they're sueing for $1. They're actually asking her to stop using her name, and pay over $1 million in legal fees. They're straight up harassing her.

In contrast, drag queen Jan Sport has a Jansport bag line. It's that easy to just... work with a queen.

Anyway. Be respectful(ish), but feel free to be annoying on Patagnoia's socials, asking them to 'DROP THE LAWSUIT'

I think they have a twitter and tiktok too!

[thecutestgrotto]

Hi!! I hope you're having a lovely day!!

I was wondering if I could please request some sewing themed dividers? Ones with perhaps some sewing needles and/or spools of thread? Please and thank you :3

Hey anon! Hope these are okay 💗

Sewing

[paleo-bug]

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's Strawberry Flavour Wafers packaging design material, 1972. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[limitedmedicine]

【Rippi/リッピ】

fuzzy bugs series

w140×h130xd90mm

@shina0607

[michaelnordeman]

Gute sheep/gutefår. Värmland, Sweden (30 April 2021).

[dead-core]

i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

[5altwaterfall]

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

[loish]

I’ve been dabbling in riso printing! I’ve been trying to figure out how I can translate my soft digital style into a risograph by separating all the color channels. I have not printed them yet, so I have no idea if they’ll work ~ I still need to pick the final colors!

[kromatone]

I always see people saying "oh this would put a Victorian child in a coma". I'd personally like to see a Gen z college student survive a frat party c 2008. I think Ebeneezer Bogswamp would crush a hot chip challenge. But I don't think Braxleigh is making it through a sip of jungle juice.