Aud

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss calls you a nerd.

[2007salmonellascare-deactivated]

if you draw a baphomet with a fat pair of tittes but no nine incher to match then u are immediately sent to jail. this is true the other way around too btw

[gayteenfightclub]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

[flagellant]

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

[gwydionmisha]

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[paisleypudge]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Shrencks bittern is the only one polite enough to put that neck away

Sigh. Never mind.

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[catcrumb]

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

[fullmetalfisting]

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

[moreglitter]

finally a strong female character who doesn't shave her legs

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin]

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin]

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[estelle-labelle]

women.

[squided]

this is my favorite flagged post at the moment 

[riverofmolecules]

Small brain: This dog loves me.

Big brain: This dog cannot love me but has a social bond with me because I provide for their needs. I only project the human emotion of love upon it.

Galaxy brain: This dog loves me because ‘human love’ is also a social bond between animals that develops from shared need and experience. We imagine it is unique or spiritual but it is only the same chemicals and electricity that exists in a dog. The dog feels as the dog does. That humans ascribe words or meaning to it does not elevate it or make it more real.

[kronoihr]

Universe brain: this dog loves me.

[steambastet]

Фигурка “Лесной царь”

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

reblog if you think she’s Beautiful

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur thanks you all for the Support

[kronoihr]

I went to reblog this and Aj said "if you were a cat you'd be pangur"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

reblog if you think she’s Beautiful

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur thanks you all for the Support

[rcktpwr]

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

[that-twink-over-there]

Lost in the sauce

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea: