acme who?

one of two hitman sideblogs... because i am an insane person

[kronstadtindustries]

war machines? what war machines? please buy our vacuums

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I just killed all ugly people

[rnismatch]

Notice how everyone died

[m0lly-jane]

agent 67

[cottoncandylesbo]

agent 47. your target is little timmy bippins. he is five years old. he kicked over my awesome sand castle at the beach last week. bean his dumb apple sauce skull with your dual pistols 47. mush him 47, extremely serious: Okey.

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

becuase of the wall lmao

[inglesfantasma]

Octoblorbober 001, Kickoff!!

From @comickergirl's Octoblorbober idea comes everyone's lovable cuddly best friend, Agent 47!

Is he autistic or just foreign?

Is he asexual or just disinterested?

Is he a bald or is that just a distraction?

[kronstadtindustries]

god damn it I’m funny

[creepycrag]

AITA i have been attacking and killing all humans from the moment i was born

[m0lly-jane]

thats chill

[sierraknox]

“and the men at work say she looks great in a bikini…”

[thebeastofblackmoor]

video games will create a throwaway villain and then every day for the rest of my life I’ll be like pleaseeeeee i NEED a streaming-original six season television series unpacking this character’s trauma and waffling over whether she’ll ever improve

[doubleleaf]

HITMAN doodles

[m0lly-jane]

Throwing things at peoples heads >>>>>

[the-nyanguard-party]

you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

[m0lly-jane]

[cartoonishly]

New Hitman cartoon about Elusive Targets!

🎯👤🔫

[snake-eggs]

@dianaburnwood for the anon

[deepinourengines]

playing toys is low key fun as fuck

[m0lly-jane]

hey check this out

[m0lly-jane]

Its important to kill people who annoy you.