jus sumn light

[shockpine]

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[aaronexplainsitall]

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

[brawlcloud]

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

[herspanic]

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

do you agree

reblog if you agree

[fev9r]

the one true ally

[cybercrimer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Psychological fact: If a tear falls from your right eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch. If a tear falls from your left eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch.

[isaidan]

[memescomedy]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

It’s not even ok how accurate this is.

[lierdumoa]

I regret having to make this addition:

[gingersnapwolves]