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I'm 22, BI, English and to be honest l have no idea what I post anymore

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[grossgiirl-deactivated20200228]

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

[zero-thl]

Awesome!! :D

[adhdmoi]

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

[meyhew]

i have bde. bisexual disaster energy

[ap-kinda-lit]

Ditto

[animatedtvfilm]

[kvebox]

a little quiet piece for the fma anthology a while back

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

[argumate]

“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

[larvitarr]

The Craft (1996) / X-Men: Evolution (2002)

[accio-jamespotter]

woah holy shit so roosters are fatal to the basilisk, right? and a basilisk is born by a chicken egg being hatched under a toad. a rooster is a male chicken, which means that the basilisk’s father is, essentially, fatal to the basilisk.

hatching a chicken egg under a toad results in the birth of a monster.

the basilisk spends its life trying to escape its father and other roosters.

tom riddle speaks parseltongue, just like the basilisk. he is able to communicate with them—shares a certain connection with them.

do you see the symbolism here?

tom riddle was conceived under the influence of a love potion, and because of this, a monster was born.

like the basilisk, tom riddle spent his whole life trying to escape his father, and those like him. muggles.

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[thesmolknowingclown-deactivated]

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

[blvnk-art]

Lily: no James we’re not going to name our cat “McGonagall”

James: But

[lothiriel84]

(x)

So, we’re all agreed - we put John in charge of writing our reality from now on. 

[sarahseeandersen]

It’s coming.

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

[ahsteria]

types of artists - tag yourself

writer: biting their lip in concentration, always carries a pen, powerful looks, takes showers at 4:00 am, adrenaline rushes, sits outside during thunderstorms, flickering street lamps, tired gazes, procrastinator, collects words

sketcher: wants long hugs and little bits of affection, soft hair, too much coffee, messy doodles during class, has plants beside their bed, loves dark chocolate, cares a lot about their friends, always sketching, often visits art museums

painter: sometimes likes how the palette looks more than the painting, i’m fine ™, pushing a paintbrush back and forth on a canvas bc they find it calming, getting high to feel something, cotton candy flavored ice cream, visual learner, associates certain people with certain colors

actor: wears one pair of sneakers year round, listens to musicals, sorta depressed, loves ancient mythology, talks to the new kid, messy backpack, a complete narcissist yet also extremely self-deprecating, pretty lips n eyes

singer: scribbles down song lyrics at 5:00 am right before crashing, aesthetic ™, does good in school, extensive skin care routine, pretty bedroom, adores cities and travel, loves to watch the sky turn pastel rainbow during sunset

photographer: finds beauty in little things, will risk themselves to get a good angle, kinda shitty past, dilated pupils, lives on energy drinks and granola bars, appreciative of the world, overthinker, primary colors