Bitch Mistress Of Comealot

Are you ready to get the best mani pedi of your life? Indie rp for Krystal Goderich from Orphan Black tracking krystxlclone

[krystxlclone]

{ KRYSTALS COMIG BACK IN THE NEXT EPISODE YAS GOD YAS }

[cruelonlytobekindarchived]

She’s not flinching but there’s always this way she holds her breath really hard, always this way her eyebrows draw right. Always how her hands don’t tense anymore but the rest of her clenches up and in, like she’s holding all her organs hostage or they might fall out. “As someone who is a mildly rude, agitated, sharp woman with a disposition somewhat like a porcupine– in spite of the hedgehog dilemma I do suffer– I’m inclined to disagree. There’s really very little that could change me.”

[krystxlclone]

Krystal flips her hair back as she pats her towel over Alana's hands. She plucks her cuticle tool off the rack next to her, making sure to be gentle as she pushes and trims. She hopes Alana wasn’t as rigid outside of the salon, it wasn’t good for your health. 

" Oh come on now, " she says teasingly, smiling up at her. " You're not that bad. I think you're super interesting and like, really, really fashionable. And you always sound so smart, like a professor or something, you know? " She moves on to shaping her nails with a file swiftly, curving the edges and making them all the same length.

" I used to be like, really unhappy and I never really knew how to use makeup or anything like that. I was totally awkward. After I got my first mani pedi I was hooked. I ended up trying out makeup and I loved that too. It all made me really happy. " She grins wholeheartedly, her affection for her profession always strong. It only falters slightly at her next thought. " I did want to be a doctor, but like, I really hate blood and all that. It makes me feel sick... but I mean it all worked out in the end! " She finishes on a brighter note. " So you never know, something small could change your whole perspective. It's good to keep an open mind. " 

[highwaytohell-a]

“But like, Krystal was an interesting one because she’s so different to how I look; she’s blonde, like done up, like, boobs squashed and forward, like the small amount I have, delivered to you, you know, and like, tight dresses and just like kind of plays at this airhead thing.” (x)

[unleashtheclone]

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         💝  GIRLS   BITE      BACK.  💝

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[cruelonlytobekindarchived]

An eyebrow slants upward– she hates being touched, but she likes this girl, at the very least. She’s mostly lenient, relaxed.

“I’m not sure I believe that.”

[krystxlclone]

She rubs her thumbs over Alana’s hands, massaging the exfoliating sea salt mixture into them. Sometimes clients were sensitive about their feet or hands - usually feet, once or twice she was almost kicked in the face - and she liked to spend more time massaging them before she started, to help them relax. Alana had been tense during her first few visits, but she thinks she’s getting used to it.

“ Noo, I’m telling you, people can change. I’ve seen it happen. Like kicking a bad habit people can stop being nasty and mean, it just takes time. Or like, a really good girlfriend or boyfriend. ” She says lightly, dipping her hands in the water.

[kryla-i-svitlo-deactivated20170]

“Oh God, there’s so much blood!“ -krystxlclone

krystxlclone

Now that she thought about it, slamming the man’s head into the table after she punched him in the mouth and headbutted him in the nose, in the middle of a crowded nail salon, was, probably, not the smartest thing she’d ever done. But it was done–and, anyway, the man deserved it. He was ranting at her about someone named Krystal , and his son, and nail polish. He should’ve been thankful she hadn’t stabbed him. 

Glancing up at the shout, Helena turned toward the voice. She snorted, and grinned, biting her lip to keep from giggling. This new one looked like the dolls she used to get, before. But that was before, and, anyway, she couldn’t tell the new clone that. She’d already scared her enough. Poor little dolly.  Helena walked toward the other clone, pressing a finger to her lips. She said, “Sssh,”  and nodded at the crowd clustered around the man. So much for not drawing attention to herself. She shook off the momentary sinking feeling in her stomach and grabbed the clone’s hand. "Come, sestra. I explain everything in private.” “

[krystxlclone]

01ena:

Helena watched as Krystal came over. She backed up, fingers closing over a small metal nail file she’d found. The new clone was too close, too close, too close. Even if she couldn’t hurt her. Tilting her head, she pulled her hands from the drawer, sliding the file into her pocket. It might come in useful later. “Mmmm,” was all she said. Not sorry, because she wasn’t.  Things were nice to touch, and she would be careful. People were always upset when she touched their things. It was stupid. Other people touched her things and she did not get upset. As long as this new one did not touch her, they would be friends.  

“Yes.” She nodded. “Dead.” In her head, she said, I killed four of them. But, probably, if she told Krystal this, she would faint, or start screaming, and that would be very very bad. So, she said it in her head only.  She tilted her head at the clone’s words.  Wrinkling her nose, she said,  “There is nail polish that is the color of skin. Mmmm. That is ugly. The gold one with sparkles is better.”  Helena sat down and held her hands out. Krystal could touch her hands and they would still be friends, but that was all. “Yoy will teach me, Sestra, yes?” 

She watches her step back seemingly not liking being approached. She stops walking and holds her hands up defensively. It didn’t really make sense since she was the one who was probably more deadly, but she didn’t want to upset her and have her decide to kill her. The thought makes her feel sick again. She watches her pocket the nail file and doesn’t say anything, she could deal with that being taken over her other stuff. 

She thinks of the idea of having eleven people look like her. It didn’t make any sense. “ I still don’t understand, ” she says weakly, “ how did you even find me? ” 

She plopped into one of the chairs after deciding what color she wanted, her aloof attitude a strong juxtaposition of her own. She felt like her life was falling apart and this girl was more concerned with what nail polish was nicer. “ Teach you? Teach you how to... paint your nails? ” She doesn’t understand, did she not know how to? “ I’ll teach you whatever you want if you just help me understand... ”

Suddenly Rudy’s face pops into her head and she twists her face up fearfully, taking a step back. “ Are you a friend of Rudy’s? Is he just trying to mess with me because if he is it’s working! ” She knows he’s supposed to be arrested, but the feeling that he was following her was ever present on her mind. If he knows where she works she doesn’t know what she’ll do. She couldn’t up and leave her salon that she put blood sweat and tears into making a reality. She thinks of the pepper spray in her bag, but is too afraid to go for it. “ Did -- did he tell you to do this? ”

[weird-goodbyes]

Scott/Krystal headcanons

They become friends when Scott helps her get out of Dyad. She trust Scott because he answers the questions she asks instead of just ignores her or brushes it off.

The first time they kiss Scott asks her if it’s okay. Krystal cries because she’s so used to people taking things from her without her permission.

Krystal gets upset the first time she sees Cosima and Scott interact. Scott finds her hiding in the back of the nail salon. He assures her that she isn’t a filler Cosima, that he really cares about her and Cosima is a close friend. 

Scott makes a big deal out of introducing Krystal to Denise. Instead of thinking he’s weird, Krystal just asks if there is anything she needs to know regarding Denise’s asthma. Scott hugs her tightly.

On their first anniversary Krystal asks Scott what his favorite color is. When they’re out at dinner later he notices that Krystal’s nails are a bright orange. He spends the rest of dinner smiling. 

Scott teaches her to play all of his favorite games. He doesn’t think she’s really playing attention until she hustles him and kicks his ass. That’s the first time he says “I love you”. 

Scott dresses as a clown to go to a Halloween party. Krystal drops the mug she is holding and screams. Scott immediately removes the makeup and clothes and spends the rest of the night apologizing while wearing a lab coat. He wins the award for “most unoriginal costume”, but he doesn’t mind. 

Krystal understands that sometimes Scott has to stay late at the lab, so she brings a blanket and pillow to store there. She wants to make sure he sleeps and even brings him coffee and breakfast the next morning. 

[runewarsmaster]

krystxlgxderitch krystxlclone and any other Krystal’s. OH MY GOD

[krystxlclone]

@butimalwaysalana

“ But I know it’s not forever. ”

[lovesjello]

Helena knew her reason for being in the salon. However the sparkly nail polishes had caught her eye. Tilting her head she noticed how the gold sparkles caught the light. Hearing someone speak behind her she stiffened, recognizing the voice. “I want this color.” Pulling the gold color she held it out to her side.

She had been watching the salon for awhile and it always seemed to be dead at around eleven each day. Which meant there weren’t as many people working. Except Krystal. She was always there. Turning around de gave the other woman no time to process what was going on. “Do you think it will look nice on my nails?”

[krystxlclone]

The girl speaks with a heavy accent as she takes the bottle down- Night on the Town is the name of the color she’s picked. She knows it well, it was a fairly popular color. She’s guessing that was a ‘no’ on the hair, which was a shame because she knew some great ways to get a nice blonde without frying your hair, she used it for herself.

“ Sure, if you’ll come over here I can get you -- ” she reaches out for the bottle as the girl turns, words freezing in her mouth as she sees her face. Holy crap. “ -- started... uh... ” Was she imagining their similarities? She blinks, blinks again. There was no doubt, that face was what she saw when she woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror. She says something but she doesn’t really hear her, hand closing around the small bottle of polish numbly. The other girl didn’t seem to be shocked so maybe she was imagining it.

“ Sorry, ” she quickly turns and heads towards her station, feeling crazy rude for just staring at her. Surely she was just stressed and seeing things. “ Um, my station is over here, if you’ll follow me. ” She kicks herself into being polite and professional again, heels clicking against the floor as she heads towards her table.

[youre-damnright]

We all like Krystal and we certainly have plans for her in season 4.

John Fawcett for Entertainment Weekly (X)

[smoakinoverwxtch]

“You’re gorgeous.” -krystxlclone

“You’re far too kind.” ( krystxlclone)

[krystxlclone]

“ I’m not just being nice! I’m serious, you have great skin. I bet you don’t even need to wear makeup. Your boyfriend is so lucky. ”

[krystxlclone]

“i’ll never go home again.”

" Homes aren't always so... Welcoming. I understand that. If you need a place to stay you're welcome to crash with me. I don't mind. "

[krystxlclone]

“i’ve never felt more alone.”

" Oh, oh sweetie. I know it's a terrible feeling, but I'm here to listen and be here for you. It's all right. "

[krystxlclone]

I don't even think about death.

" It's probably better - I mean, it's such a depressing thought you know? Better to think about life, there's so much to live for. "

[orphanblackzone]

[bxthory-archive-deactivated2016]

                                         PURE HEROINE.  

                   a meme inspired by lorde’s album pure heroine. contains                                      multiple themes ;; mostly angst & fluff. 

“don’t you think that it’s boring how people talk?” 

“we wouldn’t be seen dead here in the day.” 

“you are not a white teethed teen.” 

“i’m doing this for the thrill of it.” 

“i’ll be the beauty queen in tears.” 

“it’s a new art form showing people how little we care.” 

“let me kill it with you.” 

“everything’s cool when we’re all in line for the throne.” 

“but i know it’s not forever.” 

“we might be hollow, but we’re brave.” 

“we’re so happy, even when we’re smiling out of fear.” 

“i cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies.” 

“i’m not proud of my address in this torn up town.” 

“it drives you crazy getting old.” 

“this dream isn’t feeling sweet.” 

“you’re the only friend i need.” 

“that will never be enough.” 

“we aren’t caught up in your love affair.” 

“we will never be royals.” 

“we didn’t come from money.” 

“i remember when your head caught flame.” 

“we’re on each other’s team.” 

“we can make it so divine.” 

“i’ll never go home again.”

“i’ve never felt more alone.” 

“everyone’s competing for a love they won’t receive.”

“i want them back. the minds we had.” 

“it’s not enough to feel the lack.” 

“i live in a hologram with you.” 

“laugh until our ribs get tough.” 

“but in the chaos, there is calculation.” 

“you’ve been drinking like the world was ‘gonna end.” 

“i’m little but i’m coming for the title.” 

“now we’re in the ring and we’re coming for blood.”

“you can try and take us but we’re the gladiators.” 

“only bad people live to see their likeness set in stone.”

“victory’s contagious.” 

“we let our battle choose us.” 

“glory and gore go hand in hand.” 

“i guess you’re lucky that it’s dark now.” 

“chance is the only game I play with.”

“no one round here is good at keeping their eyes closed.” 

“i don’t even think about death.” 

“i guess we’re really fighting ourselves.” 

“i wear the robe like no one could.” 

“i feel grown up with you in the car.” 

“we’ve got a million bad habits to kick.” 

“raise your glass ‘cos i’m not done saying it.” 

“you haven’t stopped smoking all night.” 

“i know we’re not everlasting.” 

“we’re a train wreck waiting to happen.” 

“people are talking.” 

[nomannita-deactivated20170330]

Meet Krystal Goderitch:

“I just feel like I’m missing something really big.”