The Fandom Life

[santa-ana-winds]

[femlet-deactivated20221123]

[archi-pelago]

very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

[archi-pelago]

Her

[archi-pelago]

this is her natural state

[archi-pelago]

An addition

[archi-pelago]

#archi your dog needs a little sweater

[mawwart]

You really have a little creature that lives with you that looks like this

Immaculate. Extraordinary. I love your dog

[archi-pelago]

OH MY GOD?? ♥️💖💗💕💘🥺 THANK U

[valtsv]

you sell ONE amulet to a person who dies the first time they wear it and suddenly you're "the cursed amulet guy". it's like you guys don't even care about me as a person you only care about the sorrows and woes i can bring down on your enemies.

[ariminiria]

hello welcome to tumblr, if you look to your right, you'll see the supernatural fandom going up in flames, as per usual

[vampirerex]

This post could have been made literally anywhen in the last 15 years

[softavasilva]

#so true of her

[returning-to-neverland]

iCarly cusses now?! Yessss

[the-real-skeletor]

It’s the gritty reboot that we didnt ask for but actually needed

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[scarlettaagni]

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

[ghost-cassette]

The birds and the bees

[chonk-mama]

!!!

[concernedcrow]

They’re dating  ❤️

[mysharona1987]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[thickness-protection-program]

Yall: "occasionally nsfw"

First 10 pics on y'alls blog:

[astraldemise]

i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down

[astraldemise]

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

[filmnoirsbian]

I think as adults with our own living spaces it's important to have your friends over periodically for a sleepover. And i mean a real sleepover. Staying up late to watch movies with junkfood and popcorn and then going to bed only to stay up even later talking in the dark and laughing because you're so exhausted that everything's funny but you still don't want to fall asleep.

[filmnoirsbian]

[champagnemoon]

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

[carewitchproject]

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

[roach-works]

i hate seeing ‘all women are beautiful!’ when the issue is ‘all women have inherent worth as human beings regardless of who you like to look at’

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[femme-dor]

The internet have people thinking life ends after 25

[lunishel]

I did not really start living until shortly after my 30th birthday.

[amroyounes]

Rethink homelessness

[trapgodlife]

This makes me so sad

[turtlesandbatsarecool-deactivat]

Homeless people are people too, i hate how some “forget” that

[toastbutteregg]

[sailororbiter]

The absolute audacity of a system that continues to fail our children, but still tries to keep control over them. Suck my dick, disrespectfully.

[toastbutteregg]

[bigromance]

Get you a party this lit

[bigromance]

Let’s recap where we are at so far.

[bigromance]

Oh and we can’t forget!

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

That last addition got me so bad