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[flowerinaflame]

Me high at the art gallery

[hoebutmadefashion]

she is a… curator

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[ruinedchildhood]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thebestoftumbling]

[ffucjkkkkk]

this is so GOOD and PUre

[deeplylearning]

I’m crying

[inkyoooo-deactivated20161104]

I’m ill in bed and I think this just healed me

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[weavemama]

[hundondestiny]

Instant revenge.

[virgo-79]

Somebody’s ass is walking from now on.

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[degasdad]

i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything

[goodness-gracious-great-balls-of]

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

[chill0naperochingona]

You put this into words way better than I could have

[cat-memes-only]

Seriously

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[shatteredwineglasses]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

this is by far the corniest thing i have ever read in my life what type of john green wannabe wrote this

[sumetal]

artists fuck be tte r becuase well stick a whole entire paintbrush into your a s s

[kylie]

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

[irisowl]

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

[ryblogs]

omfg

[adhduck]

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.