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25/ Finland/ Spain/ ♒️

[guerrillatech]

[everythingfox]

Bouncy bois

(via)

[heart-shot]

HI I WORK IN AN AQUARIUM AND I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR THE MOVEMENT IS “GALUMPHING” 

[nonbinary-octopus]

boing boing boing

[sunfortune]

the “feminine urge” meme set us back 9 million years. people just unironically posting shit like ‘the feminine urge to do the dishes and submit to my man. and have no financial independence and have glass bones and paper skin-’ like girl oh my godddd take it to the christianmingle dms stop making me read this corny shit out in the open

[jadakisspinkett]

I’ve never seen no shit like that until this specific post. Idk who ur following but I only see ones like the feminine urge to destroy a civilization

[lockandkeyhyena]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

DGFDSFGFGGFDFGFGGFRSFGFGGFDFGFGGF

[legallybrunette1997]

this is so stupid why am in tears

[fatsexybitch]

Not a single one of these kids were alive when American Psycho came out and they've now strangled ANY CHANCE of a reboot in its crib

[bruisepoking-archive]

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy

[the-bi-bilingual]

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

[toastbutteregg]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

[memewhore]

[dinkywinks]

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

[gaysemiotics]

Now THIS is physical comedy

[nflstreet]

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[system-reset]

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

[krisiverse]

[carnival-phantasm]

[raimagnolia]

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence

[baddingtonbitch]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sinothetimes]

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

[monwinvo]

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

thumbs + bonus :^))

[officialfist]

El Muchacho Monday

[lex-artis-studios]

My cat Guaraha would do this. I'm like "sweetie just leave the kitchen!" and he'd just sit by my feet looking up at me with red, streaming eyes while I chopped up the onions. He was a dumb shit though so that was typical dumbassery for him.

[officialfist]

Guaraha is valid and I love him very much.

[drtanner]

BABY OH NO