[bjuglee]

you know that thing where when you’re getting eaten out you get a little (a lottle) wiggly and they pin your hips down so they can keep eating? yeah thinking about that at this ungodly hour

[animentality]

[cryptid-on-a-string]

having a blorbo be like “Omg have you seen that one scene where he closes the door ????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Oh and that other scene where he’s eating food ???😍😍😍😍!!!!!!! omg I love him so much 💕💕💖✨🌸💕✨💖💕💓💗🌟🌸💕✨💓”

[willgrahamscock]

why every time I find a cool blog they have to start being woke and having pronouns?

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[ellaelverdam]

Power bottom Miranda x service top Andy

[sweetpuppyy06]

I would like an older woman to make me kneel for her and order me to lick her pussy while she films me... "What a good girl you are, licking Mommy's pussy like a hungry puppy... Keep going" While holding my hair and lifting her hips against my mouth

I think I'm in heat...

[backto13dcmbr]

my favorite lesbian

[femmesite]

“i know baby, i know” in that teasing, fake pitying voice.. i’ll actually go insane

[dominant-dominion]

you can still respect her and fuck her like a slut it's not this or that.

[paintinman]

Can you tell I'm obsessed with TDWP?

AU where Andy stays at Runway

[dragon-in-a-fez]

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

[mothercunter-unlimited]

Dirt should be fuckable

[kukikatt]

Can't believe I came up with this idea (y'all wanna stick your dick/fingers everywhere)

what dirt is more fuckable?

Dust

Mud

Grease

Mold

Filth

Waste food

Garbage

Stain/Splat

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[womenwomenwomenmmm]

Ehem, is this who I think it is?

is it 🤔🤔🤔 is it tho is it??

[kukikatt]

if i, lets say, tell you a story about going on a trip to europe and you stay the night on a very weird village but you are waken up to basically get imprisoned by a hot mean crow lady who drugs you and bathes and calls you dove, would you understand what im talking about? (Omg i really hope this is you pluto-)

[womenwomenwomenmmm]

and then she sings me a "lullaby" and I end up having Stockholm syndrome 👀

[kukikatt]

[miss-anaa]

[wandaslovey]

thinking about a quiet night in with wanda.

you’re lounging on the couch reading your favorite book. you’d been snuggling together for a little while before she shifts, maneuvering her body until she’s laying on her stomach between your legs.

“wha—“ you start.

“shhh.” she cuts you off. “let mommy eat this pretty pussy. keep reading your book.”

and then she starts languidly swirling her warm tongue all around your slit. she’s slow with it, never rushing or trying too hard to get you to cum. she’s just there to taste you—to savor you. you reach your peak a few times, but she doesn’t ever let you come. she knows you’ll become too sensitive for her to continue so she gently edges you for hours.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone