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Indie Yugito roleplay blog { semi selective } AU/ somewhat OC friendly   sometimes NSFW. tracking : kumokoneko

[kumokoneko]

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[ackersnow-deactivated20170117]

CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[luxgalador]

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

[kumokoneko]

Hey guys! I’m trying to reactivate my Yugito blog, if you’re an ACTIVE  Naruto blog interested in RPing with my Yugito Nii, please reblog and follow, so I can follow back!

[kumokoneko]

out of character : consider this. AU with Yugi works at an animal shelter, and someone needs a cat, and they’re really stuck on a sick/one with problems, so Yugito offers to come teach them how to care for it. 

ugh.

[inboxideas]

Send me "So..." to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.

[linh7x-deactivated20170205]

尾獣と人注力

[rpstartersforyou]

Christmas/Winter Starters!

{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }

🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!

[aonedirectionlovingcanadian-blog]

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

[hitsuboku]

He could tell that she was tense—anyone could, really, though he couldn’t quite place his finger on why. Had someone said something to upset her earlier in the day. Had he himself said something?

Cautiously (at first) following after her, he let out a light sigh of relief when he heard Yugito speak again, a grin making itself visable on his face once more as he rounded the corner of the room, soon after seating himself when she placed the glass down.

"Fine with me, but—yo, if you want or need me to help, just let me know."

He couldn’t help feeling just the slightest bit awkward as he watched her fiddle about with her fridge’s contents, faintly recalling various incidents (as a child as well as an adult) where he was scolded for not helping prepare meals. But just as he placed a hand on the table and moved to stand up, he noticed Yugito facing him.

By then, his expression had shifted to a slightly uneasy one, and he statement prompted him to move his hand from the table and up to rub at his opposite arm’s shoulder.

"I guess it does, and you’re right. And… even if it wasn’t gonna happen, I bet we’d still be tight."

A pause, and he was suddenly staring at a wall nowhere near the woman.

"—Never thought I’d ever end up married off this way, but I’ve gotta ask; more importantly, no matter what I think, are you okay…?”

[kumokoneko]

Yugito shrugged. She'd been so used to cooking on her own, that someone helping just seemed a little cumbersome. She didn't really want him to see useless though, because she herself loathed the feeling of being unhelpful.

 She  smirked  "It's really not a huge deal, just  a quick lunch, I'll let you make it up to me sometime."  That was a promise.

She started to cut up some vegetables. Maybe food and some alone time later would make things fall into place better. She knew she could do this, She could do just about anything and marrying  one of her closest friends for the good of her people? That seemed like a small sacrifice to make for them. For Kumo.

She placed some fish in the pot and turned back to look at him, letting the dish simmer before feeling B's hand on her shoulder, she glanced up his arm to his face. This was her friend, and she'd never hurt him, she had to remember that. Her independant mindset made things rougher, though.

She grinned at his rhyme. "Always."

 With a nod.  She allowed a tiny grin to show on her face, maybe to try and dispell his own emotions. "It's for the good of everyone, y'know? We're the best there is to offer, and .... if and when we have children, if it goes as the village would like.... they'd be perfect examples of what Kumo-nin should be. I get it really, and It makes it better that you're such a a dear friend of mine." she offered softly.

"There's no one else I'd rather it be, honestly."

[mouthyimmortal-deactivated20150]

"No. No that isn’t fucking possible. I killed you. We ripped the two tails from your body. You couldn’t be alive. I felt your corpse, I tasted your blood!" The man sneers and pulls back his scythe preparing to strike the woman down once more.

"This is a genjutsu. I don’t know how I fell under it or why it’d be designed to have you in it but it’s not going to work. I killed you once if I have to I’ll kill you again!" He tugs on the cord of his scythe with one hand while grinding his teeth together.

"You still look like a cunt."

[kumokoneko]

"I'm right here. I'd let you touch, but ... I'd rather not." she crossed into the room, chuckling to herself, her arms crossed across her chest, But, she was suddenly made aloof to the fact a very real scythe was headed her way, luckily, catlike reflexes remained catlike, and ....Yugito knew what she had to do in order to stay alive this time around. 

With her legs spread apart and her eyes narrowed on the man,  before dodging the blade. 

"I'm not letting you best me twice." she promised. "My death was an embarrassment on my beautiful record of my work, " she shook her head. "I'll be damned if you think you can best me twice, besides, now, we're one on one."

[kumokoneko]

mouthyimmortal

Hidan jumps out of his bed grabbing his scythe from where it lays on the floor. He puts distance between them and pauses when he sees the woman’s face.

"But you’re dead. We killed you. How?!"

"Things happen, crazy powerful bring you back to life, and my first thought coming back to life is ---- why not find out where that asshole that killed me is and do something to freak 'im out."  She said quickly, smiling.

"I was going to come in a sheet but, y'know. I think this is about the same." she placed a hand on her hip and looked him over. 

"You still look like an asshole." 

[kumokoneko]

sentence starters, intense angst edition.

"Do I really mean nothing to you?"

"I never meant to hurt you!"

"You are worth less than dirt to me."

"We could have been happy together..."

"I should've protected you!"

"Will you stay with me till I'm gone?"

"Don't leave me here, please!"

"It was my fault... it was all my fault!"

"I don't want to die-!"

"Please give me another chance!"

"It's okay... I wasn't meant to survive this."

"Please forgive me..."

"I'm dying and you can't stop it."

"You're dying and I can't stop it!"

"I only came to say goodbye."

"Stay with me!"

"I thought you loved me. I was wrong."

"I thought I loved you. I was wrong."

"Please don't hurt me!"

"I don't want to see you."

"I'm so sorry..."

"I'm ending it tonight. Don't try to stop me..."

"What did you do to yourself?"

"You can't just tell me to leave!"

"This wasn't meant to work out, you know."

"It's too hard. It's just too hard..."

"I was stupid to think you cared."

"You were stupid to think I cared."

[frommemetoyou]

send me a symbol to receive the following from my muse

[kumokoneko]

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters

"So…this is your place?"

"This is your room."

"I’m not sleeping with you?"

"I’m not sleeping with you!"

"Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet."

"Do I have to change my name?"

"You don’t have to change your name."

"I like your mom."

"So your mom’s a real bitch."

"I like your dad."

"So your dad’s a real dick."

"You live here alone?"

"Who else lives with you?"

"I’m a little nervous."

"You don’t have to be nervous."

"Do you know how to cook?"

"I’m your wife."

"I’m your husband."

"You live like a pig."

"Uh…not you."

"I’m glad it’s you."

"You’re paying for the wedding."

"I’m paying for the wedding."

"My parents are paying for the wedding."

"Your parents are paying for the wedding."

"I like you."

"I don’t like you."

"I love you."

"I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed."

[hitsuboku]

  "Ha, it might’ve been rough, but I’m just glad to be home. It takes more out of me than it used to when I’d wander off and roam."

He fell silent for a moment, a bit thrown off by her offer. He’d have been lying if he said it wasn’t extremely tempting; he was hungry, and he had never been anything close to a ‘good’ cook.

"Well—sure, if you really don’t mind. There’s plenty of stuff to talk about that we’d find."

[kumokoneko]

Yugito chuckled. Something about Bee's speech pattern was always so comforting. Even if she had awoken to find her news extremely unsettling, so say the least. She blinked for a moment and looked around her apartment before crossing her arms.

She nodded and a second later she'd turned on the kitchen light and started rumbling around the kitchen.

"You don't hate seafood, right?" she asked, quickly. "I have other things, I can try to make something else." she offered. Why was she trying to please him so intensely? Oh, right --- they were getting married.  

With one more sigh the woman  peeked through the door way. "You can sit in here if you want we can talk while I'm making lunch." she looked around, She set a glass of ice water at the kitchen table as she started to rummage through the fridge to turn around and face him, Finally about to address the elephant in the room.

"It ....it makes sense really,the betrothal and everything.... I mean, we are --- the best in the village." she paused. "From a political point of view."

[fun-rp-memes-for-all]

Send "Can I have this dance?" for my muses reaction!

Will my muse say yes or no?