hey man what are you doing here

 there's nothin here for ya

[funtergeist]

AITA for throwing my ex business partner like a baseball?

[brucespringsteencomments]

[moldspace]

dragon vase

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

[thunderon]

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

[thunderon]

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

[scoobycool9]

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

[thunderon]

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

[targetedknowledge]

[thewirewitch]

Hehehe

[splendidland]

Formless Star is out now! Travel to a mysterious ever-changing planet and gather data on the animals that live there. There's 60 different creatures to find, all with unique behaviours and descriptions! Get the game for free (or pay what you want) here! splendidland.itch.io/formless-star

[hungwy]

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

[were--ralph]

Why the official page post this though

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[fernsnailz]

god how did i forget alphys undertale was such a huge robot freak. she was always the realest

[fernsnailz]

"alphys accidentally shows her megatron x optimus prime fanart to her boss"

[fernsnailz]

"her boss thinks it's awesome tbh"

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[zetkun4221]

A ray of sunshine

[thydungeongal]

Of course you have a bite attack and two claw attacks and two wing attacks and a tail slap and a breath weapon. And pronouns. 🙄

[thydungeongal]

Can I have your phone number

[numahachi]

[heartnosekid]

lots of african peach moths (egybolis vaillantina) | source

[bunniope]

the 2/3rds beer and 1/3rd milk bit comes from gilgamesh being described as 2/3rds god and 1/3rd human. which is such an evocative and funny way to describe a mythic figure. like how did you get those numbers man

[mynowherenothing]

My five year plan is to listen to music