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andy's personal (and) shitposting page!! hiyaa!! idiotic version of daydream-nation

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[quinntheestallion]

"I'm just happy people are reading"

Well, I'm not. Reading didn't get its reputation as a way to increase intelligence and language skills by books being nonsense. Yet get 0 points for reading porn slop. We're in a stupidity crisis. Snobbery and pretension are survival tools now. Everyone tighten the fuck up.

[tvneon]

[avpd-void]

Every time something I say gets a negative reaction I remove it from the mental container of "things I can say". Which means eventually I will reach zero sayable words. And then I win, roll credits

[reaiiygoodusername]

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

[kurtssappy]

Voy a vomitar

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

i’m not interested in pursuing anything in this life that i have to act out of character for

[kurtssappy]

Soy una puta inútil

[kurtssappy]

El hecho de que seguramente vaya a hacer otro semestre porque estoy valiendo super verga, por más que me guste mi trabajo, trabajar y estudiar no fue la mejor idea

[kurtssappy]

Wey estoy demasiado ocupada como para pensar en esas putas mamadas, ni que estuviéramos en la secundaria llenando un chismógrafo. Neta tanto le cuesta a la gente voltear a otro lado? Que chingados les importa? Pinche gente negativa

[avpd-pain]

[kurtssappy]

Avance del modelo? In this economy?

[kurtssappy]

Soy una puta inútil

[kurtssappy]

daily three cups of coffee? check.

daily mind-numbing anxiety medication? check.

daily micro-spending i feel guilty about? check.

daily blame throwing for why i am the way i am? check.

hate, resentment and anger? check check check checkkkk

[riverlarking]

posting spotify links and thinking to myself it's a shame that nobody will click on this because it's the greatest song ever recorded. but i don't click on anybody else's spotify links either. my glass house

[stringcage]

I go on Tumblr, I feel basic. I go out into the real world and people look at me like I fell out of a ufo