kuro

[jungwoonet]

how much do i pay for this orange?  🍊

[snoopingasusualisee]

[wereralph]

[lord-kitschener]

Sure, relationships typically start with a honeymoon phase that then grows into something deeper but a bit more mellow if things work out, but it’s depressing as fuck that this has turned into a really, really common script for straight relationships that says it’s totally normal and inevitable for dudes to just become more and more emotionally checked out of the relationship, and leave it to their girlfriend/wife to perform if she wants to get even a crumb of affection from him. I’m so fucking tired of seeing women constantly being taught that decades of emotional neglect is just our lot in life.

[ruinedchildhood]

“We have some extra food do you want some?”

“I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?”

“You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay”

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

[audreysmusings-deactivated20251]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[clockworkrobotic]

SHE’S EIGHT

[nakamotens]

lucas for star1 magazine

[acatnamedbinx]

[forevertrueblue]

Bert and Ernie have been written as a gay couple, but Sesame Workshop has confirmed Muppets aren’t sexual. Based on this evidence, we can conclude that the two of them are asexuals in a homoromantic relationship. In this essay I will

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[nakamotens]

is he wrong though

[grawly]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

Me Back at Me:

[nakamotens]

(180831) haechan :: 1, 2, 3

[hotboyproblems]

this is the type of content im tryna see on my dashboard

[gifsboom]

High speed carrot destroys lightbulb. [video]

[breathinginbiology]

Now this is the kind of content I want to see.

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute