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[kvtereynolds]

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oh wowie this is so late sorry i’m never on this blog anymore!!! thank you i appreciate it a whole lot 🥺

[genethequeen]

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Brian May lazily playing Bohemian Rhapsody beside you in your screened-in porch during a thunderstorm. 

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[screamingiminlovewithyou]

taylor what is this

[taylorswift]

Stars do u like dem

[berenshand]

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[memecage]

[valtsv]

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

[rats420]

i discovered that you can make chuck norris memes infinitely funnier by cropping out the bottom caption

[rats420]

[kyebarngodfield]

This is meme recycling. Genuinely smart.

[junk-hed]

animals portrayed as “evil” in media: sharks, bats, snakes, spiders, crows, bees, dobermans

animals that are actually evil: geese, mosquitoes, ticks, capuchins, people who like hamilton

[cinnaluna]

brain: sad

me: wait what why? everything is fine right n-

brain: sad and gUILTY

[i-am-a-fish]

lookin at you

[cheese24k]

Playing with a platypus.

> I just realized my mind has still not really come to terms with the existence of the Platypus.

[dicknurse]

IT’S SUCH A CUTE WATER PUPPY

[blueberrymayrose]

 I have seen one when swimming, and I consider myself super lucky because they are shy and only swim in super clean water.

[ever-hungry-aria]

I didn’t know they were so small and they wiggle their legs just like puppies!!!

[swarnpert]

amish people are just acoustic human beings

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[iwishihadafather]

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