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[783-remade]

is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?

yes it’s called “bisexual”

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theconcealedweapon]

[actualaster]

Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu

[mysharona1987]

[instructor144]

[mysharona1987]

Fun fact: Tucker's super rich mom made a point of only leaving him $1 in her will.

And she likely did that for a reason: So he couldn't contest the will and argue "But maybe she was old and not in her right mind and forgot me."

It's apparently a specific practice amongst rich people when you want to leave a loathed family member nothing and don't want to give them a leg to stand on in court.

[mysharona1987]

Tucker's mom giving off the Lucille Bluth vibes.

[we-used-to-dream]

GET FUCKED TUCKER

[queennan1-deactivated20240816]

Yeah, my great aunt decided to leave all of her property and money to my dad rather than any of her shitty kids or grandkids (like they all lived in houses she owned and maintained rent free within 5 miles of her own home and guess who took care of her for the last 10 years of her life? Like cleaning her house, taking her to church and appointments, and out shopping. My dad, my mom, and me.) She changed her will about 2 and a half years before she died and left each of her kids and grandkids $10 each so they couldn't contest the will. She actually insisted on a traditional will reading, probably for the drama. I was 100 % sure her oldest son was gonna have a stroke when he realized Dad got just about everything, including all the houses they all lived in. Auntie even stipulated in her will that Dad should boot them all out if they gave him trouble and at the very least they should all start paying rent.

Anyway, if Dad hadn't already had a will leaving everything to me and mom one of those jerks would probably have tried to kill him.

[mysharona1987]

"Insisted on a traditional will reading probably just for the drama."

Your great aunt was amazing.

[theboboshow]

Your dad showing up to the will reading like Ransom from Knives Out.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I’m posting spooky comics all month long on my Patreon!

[twinklecupcake]

For a few seconds I thought the delivery guy had done it.

Then I saw the order again.

[peachykopii]

Wait wha-

OH

[waitineedaname]

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

[waitineedaname]

she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"

[waitineedaname]

I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog to grow Julia's power, besties

[trans-yllz]

crime shows are like “this character is being obnoxious and causing problems by not letting police enter somewhere without a warrant, you know, like what the law says” and everyone just lets them

[trans-yllz]

crime shows are like “this cop only feels bad about murdering a suspect after discovering that they were actually innocent, implying that the murder would have been okay if the person had really been guilty” and everyone just lets them

[vilethot]

Crime shows are like “this suspect asks for a lawyer (making them seem guilty) after being harassed and beaten by the police but oh wait plot twist OF COURSE they were the criminal the whole time which makes it all okay actually” and everyone just lets them

[trans-yllz]

LITERALLY and then crime shows are like “asking for a lawyer or demanding police come back with a warrant is an obvious sign of guilt instead of yknow just being your basic rights as a person” and then everyone just Believes them

[bogleech]

Hold on now! SOMETIMES the person demanding a fair legal process does turn out to be innocent and then we get to see the cops bitch and moan about how the ignorant fool wasted precious investigative time by demanding fair legal process and sometimes because the BUFFOON made them get a WARRANT for NO REASON, the REAL MURDLER got away with ANOTHER MURDLE!!!!!

[spokenitalics]

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

[cipheramnesia]

same score but played entirely on kazoos

[nirnruwut]

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

[draeneis]

open chested shirts and siren immunity

[cannotleavehouse]

Do you have something to share with the class, Victoria?

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[thebootydiaries]

friend: you have great music taste!

me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[neofooturism]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[simons-quest-deactivated2019091]

[strangerdarkerbetter]

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

[archivehead]

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you’re a genius holy shit

[krisdoesart]

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

[mistertotality]

I love that this website is such a dumpster fire that we, the users, have to come up with hacks to find our own content.

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[yeats-nana]

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

[sugarcoatedagony]

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

[alwaysalyvia]

WHAT THE FUCK

[amburdoll-deactivated20151121]

I loved these books

[chuckletons]

favorite johnny bravo scene

[willemdafemboy]