Shenanigans & tomfoolery

Come for hyperfixations, stay for the nonsense • Taurus sun Gemini moon Scorpio ascendant • Currently exploring the Fade

[quiltofstars]

Abell 39 // andrea tasselli

[inadvertently-biblical]

RUPERT GILES & BUFFY SUMMERS

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 5x05

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[elfstrogenized]

Customer: Yeah I really need some strong stuff today, my dog hit a car.

Me: ....Your dog hit the car?

Customer, looking at the stock: Yeah I was trying to put the leash on my puppy and he slipped out of my hands, ran straight to the end of the driveway, and right into the side of a car.

Me: Your dog t-boned a car?????

Customer, still focused on the product: Yeahhhh :(((( he's totally fine though but it was so stressful

[elfstrogenized]

You got me, Elizabeth from Clifford the Big Red Dog was at the weed store because Clifford t-boned a car

[jingerpi]

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

[desktop-assistant]

Right-Click Borescope - Chrome Web Store

List all images under your cursor, even ones hidden by other elements

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Download Right-Click Borescope for Firefox. List all images under your cursor, even ones hidden by other elements

[acanuk]

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

[dhaaruni]

We read Persepolis, and watched the adaptation, in the 10th grade, and it's stayed with me ever since. I'm eternally in awe of Marjane Satrapi's bravery and resilience, and may she rest in peace.

[kiki-de-la-petite-flaque]

Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026)

[thegeminigirlblog]

Rest in Peace, Marjane Satrapi.

Today, I do not feel as though we simply lost a writer.

I feel as though I lost someone whose story reflected parts of my own life.

And now I find myself wondering whether, like Marjane, I will eventually leave my country again. Whether I will find my place somewhere else in the world. Whether I will discover the freedom and belonging that she spent so many years searching for herself.

Rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi.

Rest in Peace, Marjane Satrapi.

Sometimes I feel as though I am living through the part of Persepolis where Marjane tries to make life at home work, but deep down she knows

[verseau-lion]

Oh Marjane…

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[beastliness]

I should be able to draw whatever I want to my own satisfaction the first time I try without practicing

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @crescentmoonsandroses

is this like, benjamin franklin bishonen or am i thinking the other way around

text: Historically accurate fanservice

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[charliewrites99]

Happy pride!!!

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[wanderingwitchofthewood]