why do I still have this?

I'm moving to Twitter bois @FlareFlickerTTV

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[sushinfood]

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[winelandcounty]

Really Useful Life Hacks

[pvwitch]

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

[notusuallyprepared]

The worst thing is that all of these would’ve been legit helpful twenty years ago.

[guy]

holy shite

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[thatdamnrookie]

She was on that episode and a very stupid opportunity presented itself

[the-memedaddy]

[fanotastic]

I

I gotfa make ththe thing

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

I RAN OUT OF GLUE

[fanotastic]

I NEED TO FIND MORE GLUE BEFORE HE DOES IT TO ME

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

[ball-til-you-fall]

they were too late… he did it to em’

[tooiconic]

oh my god

[over-sleep]

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

[princesstigerbelle]

“NAFTER NOON!”

[kvotheunkvothe]

AND RAPTOR NOON TO YOU, TOO, SIR!

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

Context:

[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[hotboyproblems]

this made me burst out laughing

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

[corsolanite]

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[rainbowgazes-archive]

the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification 

[rainbowgazes-archive]

they know that i know

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

owls are bullshit and here’s why

[pychopath]

@dubydoods

[unknownowlthing-deactivated2025]

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

thanks! i hate it

[espressobean]

the truth comes out

[meladoodle]

These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

[g0ds-favorite]