Kylee McLauren

My personal rantings, occasional For ∀ll There ∃xists fanblog

[kyleemclauren]

I have discovered a fascinating project, and may be low-Tumblr for a while.

My closely held goal of forking the internet has gotten some extra resources.

[kyleemclauren]

At the end of For ∀ll There ∃xists, there is a story called "Miracle," about a wager between Sprout and god. They agreed that in exchange for Sprout answering a question, god would perform the Best Possible Miracle.

As of today, it's been 7 years, and the outer timeline is complete. It's time to settle the first half of the wager.

If F∀T∃ has won, there should be some sort of recent enormous global event threatening to upend the world (American) political order, probably involving a series of people with insane names. Something black-and-white unbelievable should have happened, something that could never happen even under the most generous standards of "coincidences happen." This should not be subtle or half-assed in any way, we are testing the scope of the power of god. Current events should sound like an outright lie, an obviously fake story written by someone with bizarre sense of humor and a desire to make fun of right-wing evangelical conspiracy theories.

If this is happening, then F∀T∃ has won the first half of the wager. Whatever this event won that half of the wager is the no-wiggle-room prophesied event that will succeed in collapsing the system. Succeeding will mean F∀T∃ has won the second half.

If nothing like that has happened\is happening, then the entire sequence of events leading up to the book was indeed just a bipolar hallucination, and I will owe Sprout a strawberry smoothie.

What do you think? Are we witnessing a called shot miracle, or do I owe Sprout a drink?

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[brucesterling]

*It's getting to be that time of the year

[no-nut-kinkvember]

Welcome to No Nut Kinkvember 2025.

You see these prompts? No Nut Kinkvember is about turning these prompts into a sex thing. How you turn them into a sex thing is entirely up to you, along with what kind of sex thing you turn them into, and creativity is encouraged.

Where and when will No Nut Kinkvember be hosted?

No Nut Kinkvember will be hosted on Tumblr and AO3 during the month of November. There will be an AO3 collection to add your works to, created a month before the event in October, and if you @ this blog in posts they will be reblogged. There will also be a submissions box open that you can submit posts to.

The Tumblr tag for this event will be #nonutkinkvember2025, which I will also be looking at for posts to reblog, so make sure to tag your works!

What are the rules?

THIS EVENT IS FOR ADULTS ONLY. MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE.

This event is writing only, because I find that easier to moderate. That being said, if you want to draw out prompts on your own and share them in your own spaces, feel free! The tag will also allow art. I just won't host it on the Tumblr blog.

Any and all kinks are allowed. Just make sure to tag all kinks present in the work, and add warnings as applicable in a typical AO3 submission.

Do not harass people for their submitted work, for any reason. Yes, this includes for their kinks.

This is a universal fandom event! Anyone of any fandom can join. OCs are welcome too!

If you want to submit a fully original work, I'd recommend either posting it to a different site than AO3 and linking it in a Tumblr post, or just submitting the link through the submissions box of this blog. If you share your work in a Tumblr post, or use the submission feature, you still need to tag your content with all kinks present in the work, and any warnings as applicable.

If your writing is self-contained in a Tumblr post, as opposed to linking from somewhere else, please add a read more at most after an introductory paragraph or two.

Submission entry will start on November 1st and will close on November 30.

More rules will be added if/when the need for more rules arises. If more rules are added, I will edit this post and make a new post detailing the new full list of rules and specifying any additions.

Again, I'll be checking the #nonutkinkvember2025 tag too, and I'm excited to see what everyone does for this event! :]

The ask box will always be open, so don't be afraid to drop by in the meantime!

[no-nut-kinkvember]

Welcome to No Nut Kinkvember 2025.

You see these prompts? No Nut Kinkvember is about turning these prompts into a sex thing. How you turn them into a sex thing is entirely up to you, along with what kind of sex thing you turn them into, and creativity is encouraged.

Where and when will No Nut Kinkvember be hosted?

No Nut Kinkvember will be hosted on Tumblr and AO3 during the month of November. There will be an AO3 collection to add your works to, created a month before the event in October, and if you @ this blog in posts they will be reblogged. There will also be a submissions box open that you can submit posts to.

The Tumblr tag for this event will be #nonutkinkvember2025, which I will also be looking at for posts to reblog, so make sure to tag your works!

What are the rules?

THIS EVENT IS FOR ADULTS ONLY. MINORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE.

This event is writing only, because I find that easier to moderate. That being said, if you want to draw out prompts on your own and share them in your own spaces, feel free! The tag will also allow art. I just won't host it on the Tumblr blog.

Any and all kinks are allowed. Just make sure to tag all kinks present in the work, and add warnings as applicable in a typical AO3 submission.

Do not harass people for their submitted work, for any reason. Yes, this includes for their kinks.

This is a universal fandom event! Anyone of any fandom can join. OCs are welcome too!

If you want to submit a fully original work, I'd recommend either posting it to a different site than AO3 and linking it in a Tumblr post, or just submitting the link through the submissions box of this blog. If you share your work in a Tumblr post, or use the submission feature, you still need to tag your content with all kinks present in the work, and any warnings as applicable.

If your writing is self-contained in a Tumblr post, as opposed to linking from somewhere else, please add a read more at most after an introductory paragraph or two.

Submission entry will start on November 1st and will close on November 30.

More rules will be added if/when the need for more rules arises. If more rules are added, I will edit this post and make a new post detailing the new full list of rules and specifying any additions.

Again, I'll be checking the #nonutkinkvember2025 tag too, and I'm excited to see what everyone does for this event! :]

The ask box will always be open, so don't be afraid to drop by in the meantime!

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[theehorsepusssy]

[swagophile]

heartbreaking: shy introverted nerdy girl just found a new ttrpg she really wants to play but nobody will play with her

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

Tragic: person who would really like to play said ttrpg with her lives on another continent with a completely different timezone

[abalidoth]

I bet I have enough mutuals to get a kickass game of something going, but I just don't have the time to GM yet another campaign. :(

[anim-ttrpgs]

Yknow we run a TTRPG Book Club the point of which is to get people into games with schedule-compatible people and introducing people to new RPGs.

Check out the A.N.I.M. RPG BOOK CLUB community on Discord - hang out with 629 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[theehorsepusssy]

[spiralatria]

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

[spiralatria]

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

[spiralatria]

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

[paranoid-parakeet]

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who needs detailed instructions to function is giving extremely detailed instructions to person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information

[strike-another-match]

heartbreaking: well intentioned person who gets overwhelmed with large volumes of information is telling person who needs detailed instructions to function to just wing it

[relithel]

comm for a friend's novel

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]