Blue Eyed Average

I'm your typical human being. What to expect: Things I love. I love -- Music: Red, Nickelback, Taylor Swift, Skillet, Secondhand Serenade, 3 Doors Down, Escape the Fate, Breathe Carolina & more. Video Games: Halo, Assassin's Creed, Minecraft,...

[batsandboba]

every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain

[paradise-sys]

ok what the fuck who was gonna tell me this isnt normal

[resetium]

what the fuck you mean to tell me that the way that i comically slide around things wasn't just me naturally shitposting

[paradise-sys]

maybe the neurotypicals are just trolling us

[positively--speculative]

THAT'S WHY I DO THAT?!?!?

[dat-goat-boi]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT’S NOT NORMAL HELLO???????

Bro I unironically think I have ADHD at this point I feel like I run into a new “people with ADHD do this” that I’ve done for years every fucking day lately

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

[askfordoodles]

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

Compilation of some of the BG3 lines I found funny

[everythingfox]

The best pianist

(via)

[orcboxer]

hot things to say during sex

cursed to put my hands on everything

hells. something just woke up down here

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have

these boots have seen everything

ALL IS ASH AND MEAT

no one back home will ever believe this

[rose-clementine]

[kylieforeverdreaming]

Want

[kylieforeverdreaming]

Help me win 1 of 5 @Razer DeathAdder Chroma mice thanks to @lootcrate's #12daysofloot!

[1los]

[calebtheloser]

This is too cute

[kylieforeverdreaming]

Adorable!

[mydollyaviana]

[the-bluespirit]

[kylieforeverdreaming]

Explain to me again why I need a man?

[monkeywiki]

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

[there-are-rainbows-blog]

LOOK WHAT I GOT TODAY

COOLEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER.

[barrelsofdwarrows]

[mistergandalf-deactivated201601]

OKAY LISTEN UP.

I’ve seen lots of tutorials going up on this site, and a lot of them have things that are horribly, horribly wrong.  So here’s my tutorial.  It is not guaranteed to be 100% correct and it is only for English mode.  But it is what I know to the best of my knowledge.  I’ve been writing in Tengwar for 10 years, so I think I’m a pretty valid source.

Regarding vowels: In English Mode, the most acceptable thing to do is place the vowel over the FOLLOWING consonant, unless there isn’t one or you have two vowels in a row - in which case, use the placeholders that are shown above.  Here is a visual:

When the cold of winter comes Starless night will cover day

There is much more to Elvish/Tengwar than what you see here.  For a full (and old, so possibly incorrect) tutorial, click here.  I made this tutorial a long time ago.

Tolkien said once that when it comes to Tengwar, there are no real rules for English, so if you do it a little differently than me - that’s okay!  If you do it the same as me - that’s okay too!  It’s all up to interpretation.  Feel free to add on your own preferences as you reblog this.  And of course, if you want the original source, check the appendices of your copy of Return of the King!

[tytodiem]

“It is as beautiful as it is rare.  A frost flower is created on autumn or early winter mornings when ice in extremely thin layers is pushed out from the stems of plants or occasionally wood. This extrusion creates wonderful patterns which curl and fold into gorgeous frozen petioles giving this phenomenon both its name and its appearance.”

[trustliterallynoone]

How is it I never knew of this before? I feel like my life has been a lie. 

[gingerhobbit-tealover]

[the-notorious-u-e-e]