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( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 5 & 6 ( "eat at baratie!" & "the chef and the chore boy" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
β how about we sail away as fast as we can? β
β about the battle, you wanna talk about it? β
β there's something on the breeze. smells like butter. soy sauce. and meat. β
β think he has brain damage? β
β i smell food, which means that there's someone somewhere cooking. β
β what's a... baratie? β
β you'll have to excuse them. they're idiots. β
β wanna take this outside? β
β are you asking me to dance? 'cause i kind of had my eye on that blonde at table eight. β
β i call it a true bluefin sautΓ©. it's elephant tuna, seared asparagus, in a sweet soy reduction. β
β if i gotta sling one more prime rib medium-well, i am going to drop dead of boredom, you old shitbag! β
β this ain't gonna be a fight. i'm just going to kill him. β
β hi, welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. β
β one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal? β
β apologies, madam, i didn't see you there. β
β something wrong with your eye? β
β just blinded by your beauty. β
β nami's got a boyfriend. β
β did i catch you in the middle of something? β
β just killing some time. β
β who's the quarry? β
β doesn't sound like much of a challenge. β
β why are you after me? β
β you woke me from my nap. β
β i can't eat another bite. but it's so good. β
β who the hell is monkey d. luffy? β
β i don't even think there's liquor in this. it tastes just like candy. β
β who's ready for another drink? my treat. β
β i don't really do regret. no point in looking back. β
β sometimes, when i try to look ahead, all i see is back. β
β you know, you're a really good cook. β
β if a man is hungry, i feed him. β
β what are you carrying around that's so heavy? β
β i bet i know more about you than you do about me. β
β i guess something about you, you drink. you guess something about me, i drink.β
β i have business with your captain. if you know what's good for you, you'll hand him over. β
β i've been following your career since i was a child. it's an honor to finally meet you, sir. which is why it pains me to inform you that tomorrow... you're going to die. β
β accept my challenge. you'll see how serious i am. β
β you want me to say you're the best? you're the best. okay? β
β you're the best i've ever seen, but you are not better than him. β
β why do you give a shit? β
β because you're my friend, you idiot. β
β you said it yourself. you don't have any friends. β
β what is that? i'm here for a sword fight. β
β i don't hunt rabbits with a cannon. β
β you're brave. i'll give you that. β
β wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame. β
β this world could use a few more wild cards. β
β it's too soon for you to die. grow strong and come find me. i'll be waiting. β
β you could never fail me. β
β look, i'm not gonna lie to you. he's lost a lot of blood. it might be too late for him. but it might not be. β
β he's got one foot in each world right now, caught between life and death. you have to find a way to keep him tethered to our world. β
β nice of you to announce yourself. β
β i don't take orders. not even from the likes of you. β
β what's the matter? don't like fish? β
β if you don't want the fish, i got two-inch t-bones in the kitchen. or maybe you're in the mood for saffron risotto? β
β i can make anything. just tell me what you want. β
β being a captain, it's the toughest job in the world, okay? β
β how'd you two meet? were you on his crew or something? β
β oregano's for savages! β
β you've got a sharp tongue on you, boy. how about i cut it out and fry it up with some pig fat? β
β do what you want, but i'm not gonna die here. β
β they're all dead, except for us. β
β you ate it? you ate your own leg? β
β you don't even know me. why would you do that for a stranger? β
β so i'm gonna need you to live on. and i'm gonna need you to fulfill that dream... for both of us. β
β have any idea what that's like? having someone lose a limb to save your life? β
β sometimes, when you are in charge, you have to make the tough decisions. β
β i'd do anything to save him. anything. except stand in the way of his dream. β
β isn't there something that you want? something more than anything else in this world? β
β not everyone gets to follow their dreams. β
β did you not hear what i just said? they are hunting you. we need to run. β
β i can't let innocent people get hurt because of me. β
β i hear you're looking for me. β
β so this is the pirate i've heard so much about? β
β do you know who i am, boy? β
β how'd you even know how to find me? β
β if you bow down to me, i might even let you serve in my kingdom. β
β i don't bow down to any man. β
β i told you in the bar i didn't have any friends, but the truth is, i couldn't let myself have them... because i always end up hurting the people closest to me. β
β why waste your time killing a devil fruit eater? let the sea do it for you. β
β what is your problem? β
β me? i'm fine. you're the one with the problem. β
β you're not gonna be anything, not if you stay here. β
β it's not like i can just leave. β
β don't you get it? it's one thing to have a dream. it's another to go after it. β
β you want my permission? you got it. β
β i didn't know what to say before, but i know what to say now, and it's so simple. i need you. β
β you gonna keep talking, or let me get some sleep? β
β i vow to stand by your side from now until the end. β
β you're my captain, and i'm your first mate. β
β heard you guys need a cook. β
β why are we bringing the waiter? β
β you keep your feet dry. β
β you know, all these years, living under your shitty roof, cooking at your shitty restaurant... i owe you my life! β
β thank you for putting up with my shit all these years, old man. β
β i'll never forget you! β
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