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23 | they / it + xenos | non-binary local autistic enby with BPD came back to post random stuff and be cringe

[kyrenn]

everything you need to know about kyrenn

✰ names ; kyren / moth

✰ nicknames ; puppy / tiny / mothy

✰ age ; 23 years old

✰ gender ; nonbinary, masc-leaning + xenogenders

✰ pronouns ; they / them + neopronouns

✰ sexuality ; bisexual / biromantic / polyamorous

✰ relationship ; single / not looking

✰ location ; stuck in ohio </3

✰ likes ; roleplaying, art ( @renrenditions ), strawberry milk, writing ( @rensworddump ), ferrets, raccoons, opossums, rats, and cosplay

✰ dislikes ; loud noises, chocolate milk, bigots, vacuums, eggs, and chicken

✰ fandoms ; creepypasta, steven universe, adventure time, call of duty, fallout

✰ special interests ; supernatural, south park, eminem

✰ extra ; i don’t have an actual DNI, so just basic criteria there (homophobes, racists, etc). any age can interact publicly, but would prefer only people 18+ reach out privately— exception being any mutuals! i have autism and BPD, so i may make jokes about that? uh, i’m not sure what else to add here. i love my mutuals dearly and if anyone ever wants to roleplay just message me!! might be updated but, tags I’ll use are;

random / personal posts - kyrennrambles

non-meme photos - kyrennshares

reblogs - kyrennreblogs

replies to asks - kyrennanswers

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[kyrenn]

FIRST POST ON MY DASH??? AFTER I SPENT AN HOUR FIGHTING WITH MY NEW BRACELET???

i’ll just go fuck myself 🥹

[kyrenn]

oh happy happy homestuck day dear dashboard <3 once again unable to celebrate, next year however… i will have the money to make slime pie,, and maybe cosplay again

also happy birthday zoosmell pooplord

[kyrenn]

tumblr, tell me how to find people to roleplay with i miss double up semi-lit roleplays, no highways

[kyrenn]

thinking bout how i love saw because of how good the doomed yaoi and toxic yuri is

[do-not-u-dare]

I’m like a hopeless romantic but for friends. A hopeless platonic.

[kyrenn]

but also a hopeless romantic

[pangur-and-grim]

honestly, open warning to anyone who sits beside me on a plane: I’m eating your ass immediately if we crash. I don’t have any religious hang ups. if we’re lost in the Andes in need of rescue, and I start to get a little hungry, I’m eating you. sorry.

[kyrenn]

obligatory reblog because it took until i read hungry to realise what was actually being said here,,,

[dogpuppy]

[kyrenn]

oNCE AGAIN IVE BEEN DOING THIS BECAUSE IT PISSES MY FRIENDS OFF

[jessebloom]

2026 might be the year of loving something with the same vibrant intensity as you once did in ye olde 2010-2016

[kyrenn]

me when i’ve literally been living in a 2000’s-2010’s nostalgia bubble (my autism comfort) for years already

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[kyrenn]

so me coded

[yesornopolls]

Do you want a body mod that you don’t plan to get because it’s too permanent?

(For example, if I could get tattoos or decorative scars that disappeared after a few months or years, I’d be going crazy on that shit)

Do you want a body mod that you don’t plan to get because it’s too permanent?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

[kyrenn]

split tongue,,, :c

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

most offensive thing to happen in the lilo & stitch remake

nani gives up custody of lilo so she can go to college

stitch fart jokes

jumba fat jokes

no tourism commentary OR colonialism commentary

no gantu. instead jumba is never redeemed and is just an evil criminal

no ugly duckling story

stitch never shows his alien form to lilo* nor has his ohana scene with nani

pleakley doesn't cross-dress

they forgot to look up if leroy was even jumba's experiment b4 making a cameo

'ohana means family' scene is a comedy bit now

tiktok joke

other (specify, i like getting angry)

Voting ended onMay 29, 2025

*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

oh shit i forgot to add that cobra bubbles isnt a CPS agent and does nothing

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

@frenchgirltalya bad news. start screaming

[rubykgrant]

WTF WHY EVEN DO ANY OF THIS

"Let's take one of the most creative, fun, and fondly enjoyed animated movies we've got and make it SUCK" was that the thought process???

[bunjywunjy]

[kyrenn]

this is how i find out they butchered my childhood ?? sigh,,,

[waywardsist3rs]

Nobody:

Jesse Pinkman in da passenger seat:

[loumandivorce]

wait don't unfollow me i cycle through 5-10 random interests per year that don't interest you

[kyrenn]

but it’s mostly saw n shit posts

[chrissyjoshys]

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

[kyrenn]

me when i get called out (i have several words like this,,)

[hellallamerican]

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

[kyrenn]

this post is about him because i say so,,

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[the-motan]

kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire

[otacringe]

ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre

[awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism]

electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire

[world-my-hearts-span]

Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer

[syn4k]

[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]

[x-ca1iber]

wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer

[1medichan1]

funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say

[nonasuch]

ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

back street boys who have been refused service at the bakery: SELL ME PIE

[gwen-rathbone]

backstreet boys who work at a diner where everything is broken but the milkshake machine: AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A LARGE SHAKE

[yourlocaldeadskeleton]

backstreet boys after running over hot coals barefoot: HE HOO HI

[omnybus]

backstreet boys after being asked what they had for lunch: ATE NOTHIN' BUT A FISHCAKE