[mario-kart-64]

It’s not that difficult of a concept, guys

[funnytwittertweets]

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[tamagobert]

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m living

[dragon-hated-art]

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

[i-am-a-fish]

soap

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[guerrillatech]

[lennonslittlegarden]

Cottagecore but make it dark

[toadschooled]

This 5 dollar ceramic frog is literally the best purchase I’ve ever made

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

This post was written by the frog 

[ging-gum]

my frogs w burnout series

[utopians]

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

[utopians]

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it's just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

[utopians]

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

[english-history-trip]

I've plugged our route into Google, who's with me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[chamomileharborseal]

hey op I’m fucking dying at these

[everythingfox]

[oldpaintings]

Still-life with a cat and a mackerel on a table top by Giovanni Rivalta (Italian, 1756–1832)

[den-ko]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

out of all the possible doge pics to come from the Doge Renaissance my favorite ones so far have to be the current trend of doge being like, a young kid in the 90’s and everyone is being nice to them and telling them like super mario 64 tricks and taking them to see the pokemon movie.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

these

[robblerobble]

💖💖💖💖

[prokopetz]

Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[cryptovalid]

Similarly, your hatred of corporations should not automatically transfer to its lowest paid employees, like clerks and cashiers. 

[full-metal-dumbass]

Hate the system, not its victims

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]