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oc rambles. mostly copy pasted from twt

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i opened twitter to yell on my oc acc n then i just shitposted abt black butler n hit x on the tab

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I WANNA THINK ABT WHERE THE TIMELINE fucks itself but ive hardly put thought into the postapoc au so huh. it's supposed 2 happen after modern but i want a fallen hero au but that only makes sense adjacent 2 fantasy so im ahghghghg

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ok but imagine like.... person a taking out his earring and putting it in person b's ear.... A has to be pinning B while it's happening too it's like an engagement ring but kinky. ur mine now! is that tacky or is it hot as fuck

assumes they both have pierced ears but in any scenario in which this would happen , they would both absolutely have pierced ears

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chokes on my own dick i lied i dont have an oc tumblr i have 10 bc i was dumb and also theyre on a different acc so im making a new one. One Singular oc tumblr

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if nora played life is strange she'd snap the town bc a) her last name is arcadia and she's not missing the chance 2 snap herself and b) i mean in modern she'd snap her friend if it meant saving the town but in fantasy she'd snap the planet so fast for cas

this is kind of a good question for thinking abt character motivations n stuff tho i might go into my unused oc tumblr n dump

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ember deserves more of my attention but her roots are kind of cursed, having been an age old edgy ass rp character, so im. holds head. ok

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redrawing ember is always fun bc i only draw her like once a year and her appearance changes drastically every time bc i look back n im like oh! i couldnt draw or design ! surprising.

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it's not the least bit surprising this acc is mostly mika/hira im a hoe

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swearing w mika's face as my icon is weird and i dont like it. mika would never. i bet friends r like "u never swear. say bitch." and he says it straight faced n everyone screams. he doesnt mind but it is not in his nature to swear otherwise

hira is exactly the same

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i come after the lives of prince/god ocs a lot but if i were only Slightly more indulgent i too would have 57430573407534075743570435 prince ocs

like........ milo n katsu already exist and damian is probably a relative of the royal family. ill collapse before i drop another prince but in truth i can imagine a lot of my ocs in prince aus lmao

like ganymede n kallisto???? oh fucking absolutely, im still not certain theyre Not princes. also ig while not technically royalty, cas is like a god tier high priestess, finn is? cult town's favorite, lee is the daughter of the first mate

so in reality a lot of my ocs r like. royalty adjacent. theyre as royal as they can be for the society they live in. maybe my findings here are that i do have a lot of prince ocs i just hide them under the guise of less tropey bullshit hgh

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ok but bc reuben n lis dont fuck in modern, shortcake kit n maison ... arent. . born? not 2 them anyway. so now theyre orphans and probably like street thieves n maison is even more likely to stab you if u threaten his sister

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reuben hits on lis in modern au and she just panics n yells "im gAy" reuben: reuben: oh! i have a sister she's cute i could hook u up

yea i spontaneously gave reuben a sister solely for this interaction. but does he have One sister or does he have like five and two brothers and 15 cousins

they might not be romantic in modern but reuben's like,, her best friend. mostly bc reuben just went idk u havent told me 2 fuck off yet so we chill ig. and lis sobbed n went idk no one else talks to me. they play video games 2gether

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ok just so we're all aware it's mostly just ruka n mia who have knife kinks. lis at best is Curious. n idk rune might have one from, the dom end of the spectrum. like that might be four more characters w knife kinks than the rest of u but it's impressive that i dont have more

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speaking of snapping people in half i dont regret saying that ive thought a lot abt how hira would break mika

but mika's a slut so all the better

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sometimes i forget that this 5'2 feminine bunnyboy could put ur head through a wall

IDK WHY BUT MIKA IS RLLY FUCKIGN STRONG it's an anomaly like he has NO FUCKING MAGICAL PROWESS whatsoever but his little twink arms could snap u in half instantly

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yea mika's twinbuns r hair accessories lmao

mika: pops his buns off in front of somebody  somebody: !:0 

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im js mika surely drinks ? a lot ? - ? like he’s not chugging alcohol every night but @ any kind of event he’s the first 2 whip out something 2 get hammered

n people r always kinda shocked bc ??? huh ?? this 7 year old is drinking???? n then mika whips around n goes “im 11 so shut the fuck up”

hira on the other hand doesnt drink a lot but he comes home w wine for mika [mika,, will only drink The Sweet Shit] n mika goes “hun this was rlly expensive” n hira just deadass “idk how much wine costs.” budget??? what budget