とあるゲーマーの一方-君

“About to squad up on SCP: Secret Labs. And listen, you second rate fairy tale knockoff, don’t go friggin’ nagging me to ‘hurry up’ or I’ll either kick you off my server or demote you to D-boi class an’ lock you in a room full of Peanuts. Oh, and to those watching this shitstorm, don’t forget to like, share and follow if you want more stuff like this. Can’t guarantee I’ll listen, though.” -Accelerator (A Certain Gamer Accel-kun)

[l-accelerator-l]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

[l-accelerator-l]

Facts.

[returnofsupermancaps]

[feline-fae]

Boy, tell em

[l-accelerator-l]

This is the biggest case of “No shit” I’ve ever read. Fucking funny.

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[l-accelerator-l]

Woooooow....

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[highmachinegun]

You mean like this?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Let me run you all over with my sweet-ass chariot.

[venusrrvelez]

Damn, the weapons fandom has had some discourse lately.

[l-accelerator-l]

Productive.

[everythingfox]

This giraffe… looks different

[l-accelerator-l]

Yes...

Yes it does....

[whitepeopletwitter]

[l-accelerator-l]

That turned quick. Really good meme. Banana bread....

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Hasan Shares His Valentines Day Plans | Marie Kondo Sparks Joy With Hasan Minhaj

[kipplekipple]

This is so relatable and SO heartwarming

[bogleech]

Other people who give advice on “downsizing” your lifestyle: “you are a diseased prisoner shackled by your enjoyment of anything and if you don’t throw your collectibles in the garbage you are garbage yourself”

Marie: ”oh you’re happy having 100 more things than you need??? Maybe you should get even more.”

[coffeedrunk]

marie: you have literally no option but to pursue things that make you happy, and thus your very large pen collection cannot be considered junk, since it brings you joy

[l-accelerator-l]

Wow....okay. Okay. Yeah...

[mamoru]

survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear

[dar-draws]

everytime

[l-accelerator-l]

Yep

[nchlsdmn]

Final concept art Gallery for Star Wars The Clone Wars “Victory and Death.”

[end0skeletal-undead]

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

Photo credit here via Getty

[blackpyrefly]

*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck

[l-accelerator-l]

Huh. That’s...informative....I think?

[newtonpermetersquare]

Was banned from a meme page for this

[l-accelerator-l]

Hehehe

[mimusbirds]

“Red Legion! You will take no more from us. 

And you will find no mercy in me!”

Happy Bungie day, Ikora is wonderful as always.

[l-accelerator-l]

Badass.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I wish I had the ability

[space-nougat-deactivated2020052]

to do what?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah

[l-accelerator-l]

Me too.

[mlmanakin]

obi-wan + villains

[l-accelerator-l]

Ha.

[studentlifeproblems]

Follow @studentlifeproblems for more student memes! 

[l-accelerator-l]

I relate...better yet, I know WHO fits this better than I....