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20 - they/she - black lesbian graphic design, music, whatever whatever blah blah blah heated rivalry 🫶🏽

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[s-o-r-i-n]

I think Shane finally has the "learning that your parents did drugs when they were younger and it lowkey altering the entire way you look at them" moment during a family night with Ilya

Ilya: We told Connors to wait before having another brownie but he did not listen. Spent all night puking his guts out in the bathroom and nearly missed our flight to New York

David: Haha rookie mistake! You know that reminds me of this time I got high with some of the McGill boys and-

Shane: Wait dad you used to smoke weed?!?

David: Well sure, it wasn't all the time but your mom and I would partake now and then

Yuna: What's more important is that we were responsible with how we used it, work and school always came first and we stopped once we decided to start a family

Shane: But it was just weed right? You guys weren't like, doing cocaine or something? Right?

David:

Yuna:

Shane: ... right?

Yuna: It was the 80's, honey. Everyone did cocaine

[honeyybrii]

i'm simple ok i do in fact want to live in that pocket of time between ilya asking shane to stay and them getting out of bed for food - the satisfied, sleepy softness, the careful intimacy, the slow happy kiss, the nap in each other's arms, ilya pretending to be asleep but he's just staring at shane and holding him, the light, freshly wakeful teasing and domestic "i'm hungry" "for what" "for food, pervert" i want to LIVE HERE

[it-will-pass]

standing like a goody-two shoes with that dorkass smile after pissing offff his situationship/rivalry/crush #exactly

[emziess]

@pscentral​ event 51: shapes: Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry

[moonlightsonatah]

hang it in the louvre

pt 46/?

[hudshanes]

it's so fun being a fan of hudson williams because one second he's carrying a bag full of books around paris and the next he's clubbing at 6am in mykonos

[fuckrozanov]

i like when ilya is mean AND i like when ilya is nice #WeDoExist #StopTheErasure #MyMultitudes

[sunnypeachyy]

hudson in mykonos

[mutinsfromthemoon]

there’s a viral video going around of someone who snuck a camera into the tunnel and caught shane and ilya embraced right before they hit the ice. it’s an incredibly warm and tender moment, they’re holding each other so tightly. ilya’s face is buried in shane’s hair and he’s kissing his head while whispering something to his husband. and they’re kinda slowly swaying together, and shane’s got one hand caressing ilya’s back while the other one is just playing with the ends of ilya’s hair. and it’s honestly the most domestic and romantic thing that anyone have ever seen from them, like they’re just so soft and in love and and the fans are mad about the invasion of privacy but also so grateful they got to witness such a beautiful moment between the married hockey players. and harris is absolutely beaming because for once the hollanders are viral for something nice instead of some chaotic or unhinged moment

[snail-mail-33]

btw the phrase "submissive and breedable" was only coined in 2021 and you just know it hit the Hollander-Rozanov household like a 20 megaton nuke

[notahungrywish]

I think Shane would extra hate this one because he DOES kind of blush and get a boner when Ilya calls him this despite him clearly starting it as a bit of a joke.

[comingatthecottage]

"ilya i'm not breedable!" "ah, nothing to say about the first part?"

[raccoonspew]

Things that turn Ilya Rozanov on

- being cared for in a classic way. It’s something he thought he wouldn’t ever have and now he does and he’s horny for it.

- Shane standing up for himself…

- Shane taking really good care of Anya. Ilya wants to get him pregnant so bad HE starts ovulating

- Shane wearing an old man outfit. Button up pajamas, reading glasses, slippers, etc. if Shane came downstairs with a night cap and a candle Ilya would pass out. Mr. Scrooge style.

- the playoffs (he is just like his husband)

- their wedding rings. He starts jerking off with his non-dominant hand so he can feel it (left handed Ilya Rozanov truthers please rise)

- Shane being His Boyfriend ™️

- one time Shane ordered for him at a restaurant and Ilya got so hard they had to leave.

- weed. He can’t smoke weed in public anymore because he gets too horny.

- Shane in a priest outfit. It’s his Halloween costume one year at a tram party because he lost a bet with Wyatt. Ilya almost blacks out when he sees it and spends the entire night proposing different role play scenarios. Ok what if I’m a dirty sinner and you are a stuck up virgin? What if I call you Father Hollander? What if I sin and you make me pay for it? What if you’re a high ranking priest and I’m trying to show you how fun worldly things are by bending you ov —

[madebymothman]

Leo's been fucking going through it so I drew them a thing to cheer them up based off of this post 💛

[ilyasmole]

This is literally the best thing to ever happen to me

[hyvnknows]

*dissociating at work* Ilya rozanov deserves to be babied and worshipped and its a really good thing he found a freak like shane hollander bc he does that shit unprompted

[hauntedyke]

quick doodle of these 2 from their red carpet lookz

[ahexagon]

does anyone remember this. im thinking about this tonite

[pinenora317]

Heated Rivalry ll S01EP06