When you drop anything in the bathroom
Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
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shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Product Placement
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Love Begins

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@l-no-one1
When you drop anything in the bathroom
Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around
i made a Bomb Rush Cyberfunk oc :D
im so fucking hungryfhebfiwjwn
so like i share a spotify playlist with @lilsak3 and they were adding shit into the playlist while i was working, and i like... heard a song they added. i don't really listen to anything outside of EDM too often, so mainstream shit frequently flies under my radar.
came across this Grimes song and my shitpost brain got to work, i am not sorry
Just a little off the top
free him
him free
certified iconic post
Moving to Tumblr from Twitter means...
Hey guys. Do you all like Minecraft? It is my favorite game.
Peruse my collection.
Take a look at my Steam Library.
wait a second that last one isn't minecraft,,
but wait there’s more
Nier logos by Applebar
Sonic Frontiers logo by Applebar
Persona 5 Royal logo by tictacto
Adding more overtime, in short bursts - I made 4 more last night
here's some art I did for @jabibi-xd and @l-no-one1 for their youtube channels that you should go listen to and follow teehee :3c
LiterallyNoOne:
jabibixd:
so like i just joined like 4 days ago and my good pals @cocothemunchkin and @lilsak3 have educated me that i have a rare old layout that everyone else wants while y'all have the twidder layout
am i alone on this hill or do i have fellow tumblr users who have the old layout still
cause i ain't using no extension, it was like this when i joined
EDIT: I got nothing to lose - I came from Twitter so if I get the Twitter layout, I win either way mweheh
so like i just joined like 4 days ago and my good pals @cocothemunchkin and @lilsak3 have educated me that i have a rare old layout that everyone else wants while y'all have the twidder layout
am i alone on this hill or do i have fellow tumblr users who have the old layout still
cause i ain't using no extension, it was like this when i joined
EDIT: I got nothing to lose - I came from Twitter so if I get the Twitter layout, I win either way mweheh
SHAYA MY BELOVED AUGHH💜
STILL OLD ART, BUT MY LITTLE SKRUNKLY SCRIBBLYDOINKY BIPSY POINKY TOOTSY GOOPSY STILL BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS 😇😇😇
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard
I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter
I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.
as far as I can translate it, the German notes at the octuple forte mean something roughly like “You want the instrument to cough… this is not for wimps”
this man was a menace
Yeah I need to join another brass band
Getting Tuba feels.
My favorite band post
art I did for MaydenDressUp on Twitter
link the post: https://twitter.com/Inkhandprint/status/1652231718030508032
BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
another thing i made and originally put on Twitter, as a response to another attempt of the same joke
i'm gonna slowly migrate my favorite Twitter posts I've made over to here. maybe y'all will like 'em
i wanna dump those here too teehee