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Virgo sun/ Leo moon/ Pisces rising Instagram: carmander25

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[wisdomthewise]

Me at the convenience store blowing my paycheck on candy

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Gays doing math

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[themoontookourvibe]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[claycaduceus]

who remembers when mitt romney gangnam styled on stage at the 2012 Republican national convention

[claycaduceus]

This post has created a damn Mandela Effect bc this never happened and yet ppl are reblogging it saying they remember it

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[ranchbanch]

[unclefather]

[skelegun]

Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone

[classicmeevs]

This is what a wizard mumbles to himself angrily after every time he has to deal with Comcast support

[stability]

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

[forgetmcnotts]

Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-

[shitter]

bored might fuck around and get jaundice

[sologatos]